His back slammed against the metal examination table, its ice-cold surface a stark contrast to the heat between them. The colonial marine's standard-issue helmet began to slip as she pushed him down, her claws lightly scratching his skin in an all-too-familiar fashion. The sensation filled him with lust, and shame, and when his helmet finally hit the floor the resulting clang reverberated throughout the halls of the still-sleeping ship.
"Not here," he whispered, his breath clouding in the humid, recycled air. "They'll catch us for certain, we'll both be killed."
"SCREEEEEEEEEE," she cooed back, extending her ovipositor and whispering into his ear with her second mouth. "Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."
3DS: 80,960 [DOWN] 19,708 (19.58%)
PS3: 21,155 [DOWN] 9,117 (30.26%)
PSP: 17,181 [DOWN] 5,357 (23.77%)
Vita: 15,219 [DOWN] 3,142 (17.11%)
Wii: 10,173 [DOWN] 4,006 (28.25%)
Xbox 360: 1,588 [UP] 69 (4.54%)
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Reader Comments (76)
Posted: Jan 29th 2012 11:55PM Stevetrop Man of Mystery said
A romantic entanglement between two lost waring lovers. Only to be sabotaged by the Aliens former Predator lover.
This summer Fox brings you Alien Vs Predator: Deadly Lust
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This summer Fox brings you Alien Vs Predator: Deadly Lust
Posted: Jan 30th 2012 12:19AM A Sandwich said
@Stevetrop Man of Mystery
I thought it was called Sexual Predator vs. Illegal Alien.
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I thought it was called Sexual Predator vs. Illegal Alien.
Posted: Jan 30th 2012 12:33PM Mal F4cti0n said
@Stevetrop Man of Mystery
I wish I was clever enough to add to this discussion.
+1 to all of you. Fan-tastic!
I would just add that I think the only female Alien is the queen...so this is sort of a man on man thing going on. Oh well, in the future, the repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell allows all sorts into the military. But I would have a problem with this.
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I wish I was clever enough to add to this discussion.
+1 to all of you. Fan-tastic!
I would just add that I think the only female Alien is the queen...so this is sort of a man on man thing going on. Oh well, in the future, the repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell allows all sorts into the military. But I would have a problem with this.
Posted: Jan 30th 2012 2:07PM Hirsbrunner said
@Stevetrop Man of Mystery
Every time I see that photo, Rufus & Chaka Khan's
"Tell Me Something Good" starts playing in my head.
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Every time I see that photo, Rufus & Chaka Khan's
"Tell Me Something Good" starts playing in my head.
Posted: Jan 30th 2012 12:18AM ColorblindMonk said
Woah, that's so hot, even the PS2 got a bit excited.
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Posted: Jan 30th 2012 12:20AM Shadowbender said
So THIS is the stuff Ridley Scott has been keeping underwraps for Prometheus. That's gonna make for one steamy theatre!
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Posted: Jan 30th 2012 12:30AM A Sandwich said
This is an incredibly bad trend for the Vita. Sure, the 3DS also had a rocky start, but the Vita has no excuses other than people just aren't interested in it. No natural disaster, great launch games, comparatively reasonable price point. If you take a look at the first 6 weeks of sales for both consoles, the 3DS outsold the Vita by almost 320,000 units. Hell, the 3DS sold more in the first two weeks than the Vita's sold in the first six. Does anyone really believe that it's going to do better in the US? With barely any advertising? I don't get Sony's plan here.
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Posted: Jan 30th 2012 12:39AM (Unverified) said
@A Sandwich
I think that despite it's weak launch lineup, the 3DS still had more games that appealed to japanese consumers. Until more japanese games launch, this trend will continue. It also really doesn't help that the 3DS got Monster hunter at the same time.
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I think that despite it's weak launch lineup, the 3DS still had more games that appealed to japanese consumers. Until more japanese games launch, this trend will continue. It also really doesn't help that the 3DS got Monster hunter at the same time.
Posted: Jan 30th 2012 12:40AM (Unverified) said
@A Sandwich
I think that despite it's weak launch lineup, the 3DS still had more games that appealed to japanese consumers. Until more japanese games launch, this trend will continue. It also really doesn't help that the 3DS got Monster hunter at the same time.
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I think that despite it's weak launch lineup, the 3DS still had more games that appealed to japanese consumers. Until more japanese games launch, this trend will continue. It also really doesn't help that the 3DS got Monster hunter at the same time.
Posted: Jan 30th 2012 12:46AM DarkTwisted said
@A Sandwich
Woah woah woah, a Sony handheld in Japan obviously has a lot of interest. I think the issue is that it has a short battery life and requires an expensive memory card. Of course a monster hunter would help too.
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Woah woah woah, a Sony handheld in Japan obviously has a lot of interest. I think the issue is that it has a short battery life and requires an expensive memory card. Of course a monster hunter would help too.
Posted: Jan 30th 2012 1:01AM A Sandwich said
@DarkTwisted
But those are big problems. The memory card pricing won't get better for a while and the battery won't get better until they do a redesign.
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But those are big problems. The memory card pricing won't get better for a while and the battery won't get better until they do a redesign.
Posted: Jan 30th 2012 2:32AM A Sandwich said
@lolkeits
Right. That's the problem. And when it sells poorly in the US it will be because all we care about are first person shooters. And when it fails in Europe it will be because all they care about is Just Dance.
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Right. That's the problem. And when it sells poorly in the US it will be because all we care about are first person shooters. And when it fails in Europe it will be because all they care about is Just Dance.
Posted: Jan 30th 2012 3:03AM (Unverified) said
@A Sandwich People will have an excuse for everything.
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Posted: Jan 30th 2012 9:22AM mrantimatter said
@A Sandwich
Thank you Nostradamus.
Honestly, i'm not sure how it will sell here, but everyone i've seen demo it at bb/gs has been impressed. I think once more people get their hands on it it will do fine.
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Thank you Nostradamus.
Honestly, i'm not sure how it will sell here, but everyone i've seen demo it at bb/gs has been impressed. I think once more people get their hands on it it will do fine.
Posted: Jan 30th 2012 9:27AM mrantimatter said
@A Sandwich
It does have advertising though. the taco bell campaign just started, and Bestbuy and gamestop both have demo units on hand.
I suspect the marketing will really start in force as we approach the 15th and the early bundle, as well as the 22nd. I wouldn't be surprised to see a superbowl commercial ether.
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It does have advertising though. the taco bell campaign just started, and Bestbuy and gamestop both have demo units on hand.
I suspect the marketing will really start in force as we approach the 15th and the early bundle, as well as the 22nd. I wouldn't be surprised to see a superbowl commercial ether.
Posted: Jan 30th 2012 9:32AM eat it said
@DekuTree
I don't think sony is expecting to break any sales records but they will make money in the long run. I mean look at the sales of the PSP. They have something like 60 million+ sold. While it's no where near what the DS and it's many versions have sold it's still 60 million+
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I don't think sony is expecting to break any sales records but they will make money in the long run. I mean look at the sales of the PSP. They have something like 60 million+ sold. While it's no where near what the DS and it's many versions have sold it's still 60 million+
Posted: Jan 30th 2012 10:53AM chrisredfield31 said
@lolkeits it's not a surprise that someone who makes sense such as yourself gets downvoted. You know what I think? These people are a bunch of kids/teenagers/fanboys and they don't like the truth so they abuse the downvote system and troll instead. Screw it, I'm gonna be the biggest jerk I can be over here. They better downvote me, lol!
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Posted: Jan 30th 2012 11:28AM A Sandwich said
@mrantimatter
Nostradamus? Is using simple arithmetic to point out a troubling sales trend some kind of quasi-mythical phenomenon to you? If so, call me Nostradamus.
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Nostradamus? Is using simple arithmetic to point out a troubling sales trend some kind of quasi-mythical phenomenon to you? If so, call me Nostradamus.
Posted: Jan 30th 2012 2:35PM mrantimatter said
@A Sandwich
I was referring to your predictions of the EU and Us launch performances.
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I was referring to your predictions of the EU and Us launch performances.
Posted: Jan 30th 2012 1:00AM jackdan594 said
Of course the Vitas sales are gonna go down, no new games were released since launch.
This week Gravity Daze and Wipeout 2048 are out. Watch the sales go up now, and when Persona 4 hits it, sales will skyrocket
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This week Gravity Daze and Wipeout 2048 are out. Watch the sales go up now, and when Persona 4 hits it, sales will skyrocket
Posted: Jan 30th 2012 3:05AM (Unverified) said
@jackdan594 Uh, WipEout 2048 released on the 19th. These sales covered 16-22.
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Posted: Jan 30th 2012 3:23AM Zolbrod said
@jackdan594 Gravity Daze is a small new IP and Wipeout does not enjoy a significant popularity in Japan. They're not going to cause a notable boost in sales.
Persona, however, surely will (it's the single release on the horizon I'd consider buying a Vita for), but there's still the steep price point to consider.
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Persona, however, surely will (it's the single release on the horizon I'd consider buying a Vita for), but there's still the steep price point to consider.
Posted: Jan 30th 2012 3:30AM A Sandwich said
@jackdan594
Bahahaha!
Sony fanboy 1: When those new games come out, expect to see a boost.
Some guy: Uh ... those games are out already.
Sony fanboy 2: Well, those games won't show much of a boost. But when this other game comes out, there totally will be.
Come on, guys, get your story straight.
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Bahahaha!
Sony fanboy 1: When those new games come out, expect to see a boost.
Some guy: Uh ... those games are out already.
Sony fanboy 2: Well, those games won't show much of a boost. But when this other game comes out, there totally will be.
Come on, guys, get your story straight.
Posted: Jan 30th 2012 3:54AM (Unverified) said
@A Sandwich Only WipEout is out, actually. But Gravity Daze isn't out until the 9th, so I don't understand the "this week" phrasing either way.
In fact, it's news to me that Persona is coming out on the Vita, but then again I don't pay much attention to this stuff that I'm not interested in.
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In fact, it's news to me that Persona is coming out on the Vita, but then again I don't pay much attention to this stuff that I'm not interested in.
Posted: Jan 30th 2012 9:12AM FernandoRocker said
@jackdan594
WipEout 2048 was released last week. It didn't even chart in the Top 20 (for real). It sold less than 5,000 units.
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WipEout 2048 was released last week. It didn't even chart in the Top 20 (for real). It sold less than 5,000 units.
Posted: Jan 30th 2012 1:08AM abercrombieco2 said
so the only system that went up in sales were the 360 and ps2? i don't really think you can judge how good a system is just by sales numbers. i think once games start rolling out for vita more will start to sell.
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Posted: Jan 30th 2012 1:23AM FinalFantasyXIIIsucks said
I know that this is going to sound racist, but I can't stand seeing inter-species couples. I really think that humans should stick with humans, and xenomorphs should stick with xenomorphs. Besides, human/alien hybrids are ugly as all get out and dumb as bricks.
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