Do you have the patience it takes to craft a mighty bow, capable of felling an elder dragon with a single strike? We ask because ... well, we'd love for you to take care of it for us. Here's our copy of Skyrim. Thanks!
[Thanks, Chris.]
Do you have the patience it takes to craft a mighty bow, capable of felling an elder dragon with a single strike? We ask because ... well, we'd love for you to take care of it for us. Here's our copy of Skyrim. Thanks!
[Thanks, Chris.]
Reader Comments (59)
Posted: Feb 1st 2012 9:38PM CamelCamelCamel said
I don't even have the patience to watch an eight minute instructional Skyrim video.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2012 8:02AM (Unverified) said
@Enigma7ic
Cuz he didn't take an arrow to the knee.... like the rest of these goofs.
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Cuz he didn't take an arrow to the knee.... like the rest of these goofs.
Posted: Feb 2nd 2012 12:20PM SoldierShredder said
@sharkknuckle
Wrong. It was kinda awesome in the first two days....after I heard and read this heavly overused joke about 346 billion times on the internet, it makes me puke out all my insides and cut my throat when I sense this knee shit again.
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Wrong. It was kinda awesome in the first two days....after I heard and read this heavly overused joke about 346 billion times on the internet, it makes me puke out all my insides and cut my throat when I sense this knee shit again.
Posted: Feb 1st 2012 9:58PM Marco le Polo said
@tehtimeisnow
I think you need to go back to School Under the Bridge and get recertified.
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I think you need to go back to School Under the Bridge and get recertified.
Posted: Feb 1st 2012 10:00PM GravyLandslide said
How to get bored with Skyrim real fast in 3 easy steps!
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2012 9:34AM LoopyChew said
@GravyLandslide Actually, I've been enjoying the game a lot even with some ridiculously twinked weapons (I haven't watched the video, but I'm assuming it involves using Boost Restoration to basically create a alchemy loop that allows you to make ridiculously powerful potions which help with enchanting and/or smithing).
Being a master of sneak and smithing, proficient in one-handed, and in possession of Shrouded Gloves before this, I was one-shotting most enemies already; this just streamlines that process. I mostly play Skyrim to wander around and enjoy the view, as well as watch the assorted plots.
In the end, this exploit(?) mostly helped me to make two things which will be incredibly advantageous for the rest of the game: 1. Boots which give me ridiculous carry weight, and 2. A waterbreathing potion that should last me several years before I have to use another one.
Besides, given the game-breaking objects you could make in previous games without any extra modding or anything, this is nothing. Remember being able to make a 100% chameleon suit in Morrowind?
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Being a master of sneak and smithing, proficient in one-handed, and in possession of Shrouded Gloves before this, I was one-shotting most enemies already; this just streamlines that process. I mostly play Skyrim to wander around and enjoy the view, as well as watch the assorted plots.
In the end, this exploit(?) mostly helped me to make two things which will be incredibly advantageous for the rest of the game: 1. Boots which give me ridiculous carry weight, and 2. A waterbreathing potion that should last me several years before I have to use another one.
Besides, given the game-breaking objects you could make in previous games without any extra modding or anything, this is nothing. Remember being able to make a 100% chameleon suit in Morrowind?
Posted: Feb 1st 2012 10:00PM King Johngie the Fourth said
@tehtimeisnow
I know this is the second time I've commented on this guy's posts today, but this is important.
There is someone actually typing these posts. Stop and think about that for a second. Now, imagine he's not trolling, and actually being legit. It sends a chill down my spine...
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I know this is the second time I've commented on this guy's posts today, but this is important.
There is someone actually typing these posts. Stop and think about that for a second. Now, imagine he's not trolling, and actually being legit. It sends a chill down my spine...
Posted: Feb 1st 2012 10:03PM Churrotastic said
That's pretty good....FOR AN AMATEUR! Come back to me when you fist fought a dragon and won with one punch! Then you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest...wiiiiiiith...a herring! Then we can talk about apprenticeship, whelp.
*continues to stand in the same spot holding the same pose while waiting for player to eventually complete my ludicrous task*
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*continues to stand in the same spot holding the same pose while waiting for player to eventually complete my ludicrous task*
Posted: Feb 1st 2012 10:14PM Marco le Polo said
@Churrotastic
Here's your shrubbery you asked for.
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Here's your shrubbery you asked for.
Posted: Feb 1st 2012 11:00PM Churrotastic said
@Churrotastic Geez, no sense of humor. Oh well.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2012 12:28PM SoldierShredder said
@Churrotastic
If you really want to WIN in Skyrim, you need to use dragon shouts....with your ASS.
FUS RO FART!
Mark my words....someday this mod will eventually come out. You cannot stop the inevitable.
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If you really want to WIN in Skyrim, you need to use dragon shouts....with your ASS.
FUS RO FART!
Mark my words....someday this mod will eventually come out. You cannot stop the inevitable.
Posted: Feb 1st 2012 10:03PM takemetamars said
@tehtimeisnow Myne IPhodne is bterrte tan tur IPhodne, I kann sees insides peples souls 4 freez Lolz!!! Grammar sux!
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Posted: Feb 1st 2012 10:29PM Faceless Troll said
@King Johngie the Fourth He must be using autocorrect.
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Posted: Feb 1st 2012 11:03PM xenothaulus said
I took out a blood dragon in one shot just today. I was kind of saddened, as I've already been killing everything else with one shot, and dragons were my last challenge.
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2012 1:18AM (Unverified) said
@tehtimeisnow Go drink a fortify speechcraft potion and come back with a better argument
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2012 2:37AM (Unverified) said
im not impressed..
what would be cool tho, if somebody made a mountain out of a trillion daggers!!
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what would be cool tho, if somebody made a mountain out of a trillion daggers!!
Posted: Feb 2nd 2012 5:09AM Churrotastic said
@(Unverified) No...it must be cheese wedges.
Just.
Cheese.
Wedges.
And a cabbage.
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Just.
Cheese.
Wedges.
And a cabbage.
Posted: Feb 2nd 2012 1:29PM WiredKnight said
@Churrotastic
One day I loaded up my friend's game and filled their house in Riften with buckets.
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One day I loaded up my friend's game and filled their house in Riften with buckets.
Posted: Feb 2nd 2012 8:15AM Neovampyre said
What a self obsessed knob!
He constantly uses the word 'glitched', why not just play the game properley. I maxed out my smithing/ alchemy/enchant and have a 198 damage Daedric bow to play the game on the hardest setting for the 360 - NO GLITCHING USED! (That with only 1 perk invested in bow damage). So woopy f'king do, he can now kill the strongest creature in Skyrim and the game now has no challenge to it and talk for about 15 minutes about patting himself on the back!
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He constantly uses the word 'glitched', why not just play the game properley. I maxed out my smithing/ alchemy/enchant and have a 198 damage Daedric bow to play the game on the hardest setting for the 360 - NO GLITCHING USED! (That with only 1 perk invested in bow damage). So woopy f'king do, he can now kill the strongest creature in Skyrim and the game now has no challenge to it and talk for about 15 minutes about patting himself on the back!
Posted: Feb 2nd 2012 9:08AM Jupiah said
Jeez, and I thought 3-shot-ing elder dragons on master difficulty with my legitimate non-glitched 300 damage bow made the game too boring. After you've made a bow like that, what's the point? Might as well play on Apprentice and save yourself the trouble.
Also, this guy does realize that the maximum armor rating is 567 right? Anything beyond doesn't have any further effect. Making a 2000 AR armor suit is only good for showing off.
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Also, this guy does realize that the maximum armor rating is 567 right? Anything beyond doesn't have any further effect. Making a 2000 AR armor suit is only good for showing off.
Posted: Feb 2nd 2012 9:21AM passTheLighter said
Got board watching the video most of the comments were more entertaining
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2012 9:26AM freelancer91 said
I was doing this for a while but then it occurred to me that it completely sucks all of the fun out of the game when you never die.......
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Posted: Feb 2nd 2012 10:31AM MythosMinion said
Or you could just play the game like a normal person and enjoy it the way it was meant to be played.
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