While we've been blissfully ignoring Kiss frontman Gene Simmons since his last appearance on The Simpsons, he's been busy transitioning his band from 1970s stadium rockers into a crosspromotional love gun
. Take, for example, Kiss Hello Kitty (which is apparently a thing
?). We're not quite sure what to make of it either.
And when asked about the band's movement in the video game world, Simmons sounds ready to jump in. "We're talking with Sony games now. We are really trying to take it in areas that haven't been done before," Simmons told Industry Gamers
. "[We] have stayed out of the marketplace because the ideas simply weren't exciting enough." Sounds like somebody's
never played hit Aerosmith crossover Revolution X
. Perhaps he's more of a Paul of Duty
But while the likes of Skyrim
and Mass Effect
haven't convinced Simmons, apparently Rovio's Angry Birds
was just thrilling enough
. "We're talking with Angry Birds
... Kiss and Angry Birds
, which will become a deal," Simmons revealed. But despite upcoming Kiss-branded Archie comics and golf courses in Las Vegas, Simmons added, "Just because there are games, and just because there's this or that out there, unless the deal is right and unless the content is exciting to our fans, we don't do it." We imagine he winked at the interviewee a bunch after saying that, though. He had to, right?