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Posted: Feb 6th 2012 7:04PM wrongThinker said

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Did anyone actually watch this? I kind of wanted to and then forgot of its existence. Was it good?

Posted: Feb 6th 2012 7:15PM jordan97267 said

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@wrongThinker

I tried once, but it wasn't out yet :(


Then I played DA:2 :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
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Posted: Feb 6th 2012 7:20PM (Unverified) said

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@wrongThinker
I liked it, but I am sort of biased as I am a fan of hers. I even liked her in The Guild. She was the primary reason I watched it actually.
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Posted: Feb 6th 2012 8:26PM SuperWoody64 said

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Sames, although I'd consider this if it came out on bluray for a low price.
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Posted: Feb 6th 2012 7:06PM Major Pyr0 said

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I could never get into this or the MK web series, but I really respect this kind of guerilla filmmaking. Hope more get done in future for other series.

Posted: Feb 6th 2012 11:05PM Haizeus said

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@Major Pyr0

This is not guerrilla film making. At all.
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Posted: Feb 6th 2012 7:07PM Assmar said

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I don't like her mouth...

Posted: Feb 6th 2012 7:09PM slickie said

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Directed by Uwe Boll. Music by Lana Del Rey.

Posted: Feb 6th 2012 7:20PM Desmond the Moon Bear said

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Video preview looks like she's sucking her.. ya know.. uhhh..well...
Forget it. Just pretend I said nothing.

Posted: Feb 6th 2012 7:30PM aggrolorg said

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This was so overrated and under produced. I don't know why there are fans of it. It's like watch some sad fan made video on youtube (incoming downvotes from Felicia Day fanbois).

Posted: Feb 6th 2012 8:38PM aggrolorg said

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@aggrolorg

...watching* some fan made...

Sigh, proofreading.
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Posted: Feb 6th 2012 9:01PM sigma8 said

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@aggrolorg
You got my up vote. I cannot fathom paying for this. I could barely tolerate the free youtube clip. They could have at least invested in some higher-quality elf ears. It looks like she has Doritos glued to her ears.
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Posted: Feb 6th 2012 7:57PM wunwunx said

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I watched Vaginal Fantasy merely because Veronica Belmont was on it.
I'll probably end up watching this, even though I have no interest in Dragon Age.

Posted: Feb 6th 2012 8:45PM Drakkhenden said

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This was awful. It wasn't even bad fun. It was just bad.

Posted: Feb 7th 2012 8:49AM Vladeon said

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@Drakkhenden

Agreed. After reading the comments saying how bad it was, I thought it'd be a good laugh to watch it. Not so much. It went beyond being "so bad it's funny" and went past "so bad it's sad," and into "I can't believe someone gave someone money to do this."

If anyone is reading the comments and think this will be a laugh to watch, do yourself a favor and just don't.
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Posted: Feb 6th 2012 9:02PM ObviousGuy said

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Push-up bra technology has come a long ways.

Posted: Feb 6th 2012 9:27PM Hong Dong said

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And for this of you who are single this V Day...

Posted: Feb 6th 2012 9:55PM Gaddes said

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It was really terrible. Felicia Day's character tries to pull off sexy / smarmy / deadly all in the same character and fails at all of it. Bad acting, worse special effects (couldn't they have gotten freddie wong or someone on youtube to do a better job?) and a character I don't care about... I hate Talis :\

Posted: Feb 6th 2012 11:12PM Haizeus said

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I like Felicia Day, but the thought of giving Bioware another dime makes me wretch. I've never believed them to be the top tier developer many think them to be, but recently, they've been among the worst in the industry. I hope they shape up. I really do.

Posted: Feb 7th 2012 4:28PM sigma8 said

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@Haizeus
Have you tried Mass Effect? Both 1 and 2 are amazing. It will be pretty impressive and tragic if they screw 3 up.
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Posted: Feb 6th 2012 11:47PM Ospov said

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I've never really watched much with Felicia Day in it, but from the little I've seen she sort of gets on my nerves. It always seems like they're trying to get her to be some kind of gaming sex symbol and it's just annoying.

Posted: Feb 7th 2012 1:27AM (Unverified) said

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...is that Hamburger Helper playing that sub-cosplay post-DA:O-Qunari?

It honestly wouldn't surprise me.

Posted: Feb 7th 2012 5:26AM (Unverified) said

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People would actually pay money for this garbage?

Posted: Feb 7th 2012 10:44AM MikeStrathmore said

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I tried guys, I really did... But around the 5 minute mark I had to shut this crap off. What a waste of money. The cheese factor was so high, and the quality so piss poor (the direction, photography, editing, makeup, performances, etc...) that I couldn't bear to watch my beloved DA butchered any longer.

Establishing show of Kirkwall Harbor looked good despite the budget, but everything else is substandard, and good lord, those poor actors all seemed at such a loss for what DA actually is...

I mean, the voice talent behind the lead Qunari dude in DA2 gives a quality performance. Next to him, these guys looked lost and sounded so cliched that I actually chuckled whenever any of them opened their mouths. Can't fully blame them with all that crap they had to wear... They each move like Michael Keaton had to in the first Batsuit... Sort of that Robocop stiffens that really makes them look like guys in bad makeup as opposed to the incredible warriors they actually are....

Not sure who was at the helm this project but... they really should stop.

Posted: Feb 7th 2012 11:57AM The Deuce said

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Acting terrible, costuming and effects terrible, production values terrible.

Basically, Felicia Day would need to have much bigger tits in order for this to have anything in it worth spending money on.

Posted: Feb 8th 2012 6:29PM petersrin said

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I love Felicia in the Guild. In Buffy, Eureka, Dr. Horrible, etc. I was hyped for DA:R as well. I agree with the comments about the acting and story (there was very little story to care about). But I cannot allow you guys to rave against the "terrible costuming and production values."

The cinematography was uninspired, sure, but it wasn't BAD at all. It was extremely acceptable.

The costumes were actually excellent (I don't know how true to the game they were, since I haven't played). They were detailed, attractive, and well crafted. They were a bit too clean, sure, but to call them terrible is, well, kinda crazy.

The effects could have been better, but they performed their role adequately.

I believe you are letting the (IMO) poor story and acting cloud your judgement regarding the rest of the show's neutral or even positive attributes.

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