Our editor-in-chief just told everyone on staff, "You don't know jack," which at first we chalked up to another moment of him flaunting his immense gaming and grammatical intelligence while we all cower in terrified inadequacy. Turns out he wanted us to write a post, but now we don't know who this Jack guy is or why he's so newsworthy.
Whatever – in unrelated news, You Don't Know Jack
is now available for anyone to play on Facebook
and holy snack cakes, we just figured out what our EIC wanted us to write about. Now who's dumb, huh