We're gonna let the "Ouch, my wallet!" jokes simmer for a couple days (or until we can think of a good one, whichever comes first) and instead we'll just give you all the straight poop
on today's Steam Summer Sale offerings.
Amongst today's Most Discounted Things™ is the Carpe Fulgur series
, which includes Chantelise - A Tale of Two Sisters
, Fortune Summoners
and Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale
. Today's offering also boasts a heavily discounted Total War mega pack
, Sins of a Solar Empire: Rebellion
and Super Meat Boy
. In addition, there's a new Indie Bundle
that features Q.U.B.E.
and Dungeons of Dredmor
, among other titles.
Oh! Here's one: What's the difference between a second mortgage and the Steam Summer Sale? With a second mortgage, at least you get to keep the house!
... No? Okay, maybe next time.