If you've been hanging around the gates of Dungeonland
waiting for the park to open today, you should probably just go home and come back in a week – actually, do exactly
has had its launch postponed exactly one week to Tuesday, January 29.
"As we continue our quest to ensure game experiences on day one are as pleasant as possible, we're making a few last minute updates before releasing the game to the masses," the blog post over on the official site
will be available on Steam
and other popular digital distribution platforms for $9.99 on January 29 – actual physical volcano lair and army of henchmen not included.