Truth is, none of those things have ever happened to the Joystiq crew, but they do happen to Lara Croft in the first moments of Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition for PlayStation 4, which we'll be streaming today at 4p.m. EST on the Joystiq Twitch channel. A glutton for punishment, Anthony John Agnello will be playing on hard and trying to only use melee and bow and arrow attacks in an attempt to prove that his survival skills have improved since our Don't Starve stream. Alexander Sliwinski will be hanging in the chat feeding your questions to the man on controls. See you there!