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First and foremost, apologies for the headline. If you can find it in your heart to forgive us, we're sure that the video above will tickle your fancy for gaming peripheral-themed furniture. We're not sure how much we'd pay for a custom-built, gigantic, functioning Nintendo Entertainment System controller (or a boxed copy of Super Mario Bros. 3, for that matter) that doubles for a coffee table with a removable glass overlay, but we could be convinced to skip a few months' rent should this epic furnitroller show up at our local Targét. Our landlord would certainly forgive us when we invite him over for an exhilarating round of comically oversized Bible Adventures.
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]]>coffeetablecontrollerdiyfurniturehacksmariomodsnesnintendonintendoentertainmentsystemsupermariobros32008-05-11T14:00:00+00:00Japanese WiiWare titles pirated on U.S. Wiishttp://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/05/japanese-wii-ware-titles-pirated-on-u-s-wiis/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/05/japanese-wii-ware-titles-pirated-on-u-s-wiis/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/05/japanese-wii-ware-titles-pirated-on-u-s-wiis/#commentsFiled under: ,

For those readers who just can't wait one more week for the U.S. launch of WiiWare, Twilight Hackers have now made it possible to illegally install downloaded Japanese WiiWare titles on North American Wiis. The below video shows how a WAD installer can be used to extract game data from an SD card and install it to show up on the Wii's Channel Menu, just like a normal, legally downloaded game.

While playing Tetris and Pong on your Wii is one thing, playing pirated WiiWare games is another thing entirely -- a thing that could cost Nintendo a lot of money, to be specific. We have to wonder how long the company can turn a blind eye to this hole in its system security now that it has the potential to impact an extremely profitable part of its business.

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]]>twilight-hacktwilight-princess-hackwiiwiiware2008-05-05T16:55:00+00:00IGN responds to concerns over exclusive GTA IV reviewhttp://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/02/ign-responds-to-concerns-over-exclusive-gta-iv-review/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/02/ign-responds-to-concerns-over-exclusive-gta-iv-review/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/02/ign-responds-to-concerns-over-exclusive-gta-iv-review/#commentsFiled under: , , ,

Earlier this week, Variety's Ben Fritz expressed concern over IGN's exclusive first review of Grand Theft Auto IV, asking rhetorically, "How can we trust a videogame review when the outlet running it has been given a major commercial favor ... from the publisher of the game?" Well, GameDaily Media Coverage Columnist Gus Mastrapa went the extra mile and asked that very question to some people at IGN. And he even got an answer!

"We in no way trade scores for an exclusive," said IGN VP Tal Blevins, adding that publishers have no access to or say in the text of a review before it goes live. That doesn't mean IGN didn't make any concessions to secure the exclusive, though. IGN Xbox editor Hilary Goldstein admitted the site used promotional placement on the site's top feature bar to secure the exclusive. "Our bargaining chip is to basically say, 'I will put it here if you let me have this,'" Goldstein said. Mastrapa likened the practice to an "exclusive cover story" in a game magazine.

As for Variety and Fritz, Goldstein seemed unimpressed with with his journalism bona fides. "Nobody from Variety called us and said, 'Hey, would you like to comment about this?'" he said. "He says in blog post, 'If I had the game right now I would have broken the embargo.' To me that goes against your ethics." Nothing like an I'm-more-ethical-than-thou battle to get your heart racing in the morning.
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]]>Ben-Fritzcontroversyexclusivegta4Hillary-GoldsteinIGNjournalismreviewTal-BlevinsVariety2008-05-02T12:15:00+00:00See the Wiimote AK-47 modhttp://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/24/see-the-wiimote-ak-47-mod/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/24/see-the-wiimote-ak-47-mod/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/24/see-the-wiimote-ak-47-mod/#commentsFiled under: , ,

This video was released a couple of months ago, but if there's one thing we can't pass up it's a great sight gag. You have to respect a guy who would go through all the trouble of merging a Wiimote and a plastic AK-47 just so he could use the butt of the gun to smash the noses of the titular critters in Rayman Raving Rabbids.

What's more, the modder actually goes through the trouble of teaching you how to tie a shemagh to help increase the verisimilitude of your experience. What a value!

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]]>ak-47hacksmodswiimote2008-04-24T16:25:00+00:00GTA IV pirates recommend you 'go and buy this one'http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/23/gta-iv-pirates-recommend-you-go-and-buy-this-one/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/23/gta-iv-pirates-recommend-you-go-and-buy-this-one/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/23/gta-iv-pirates-recommend-you-go-and-buy-this-one/#commentsFiled under: , , ,

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Gasp! Pirated Grand Theft Auto IV game data has begun popping up on BitTorrent sites today. One alleged rip (6.32 GB) was compiled by a group known as "iCON" and apparently stripped from a PAL-region, Xbox 360 disc. A description of the file warns that the data is not region free and teases, "sorry bushlovers!" (Hey, that's "Mr. President George Dubya Bush lovers" to you, ya stinkin' pi-rats!).

An additional warning recommends would-be players stay off of Xbox Live lest "dirty little spies" catch them and ban their accounts. Ironically, at the end of the file description, the thievery and paranoia gives way to a glowing endorsement: "and guys, seriously, go and buy this one! R* deserves it..." How's that for a back-of-the-box quote!

[Note: We've chosen not to link to any torrent sites hosting the GTA IV tracker -- just take our word for it whydontya!]
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]]>bittorrentgrand-theft-auto-ivgta-ivgtaivpiracyrockstartake-two2008-04-23T15:00:00+00:00Seattle Mariners' in-stadium DS service goes freehttp://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/22/seattle-mariners-in-stadium-ds-service-goes-free/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/22/seattle-mariners-in-stadium-ds-service-goes-free/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/22/seattle-mariners-in-stadium-ds-service-goes-free/#commentsFiled under: , ,

Seattle Mariners fans tired of paying money for the Nintendo Fan Network -- Nintendo's questionably useful in-stadium DS service that premiered last fall -- will be encouraged to hear that the service will now be offered for free to any Safeco Field attendee with a DS. The service lets you view MLB stats and scores, order overpriced food, and watch grainy, laggy video of the game that is actually going on right in front of you at the park if you'd just look up from the screen for a second jeez!

Nintendo also promises undisclosed "new features" will be coming soon, but even without them, The Slog's Sam Machkovech thinks the Network has some potential as a free service. He even urges his fellow Seattle brethren to "descend upon Safeco in droves, stare at your tiny screens mid-game, and be satisfied!" Now that's something we'd pay to see.
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]]>baseballmarinersNintendoNintendo-fan-networksafecosafeco-fieldseattle2008-04-22T20:00:00+00:00Working NES squeezed into ... an NES cartridgehttp://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/22/entire-nes-squeezed-into-nes-cartridge-case/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/22/entire-nes-squeezed-into-nes-cartridge-case/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/22/entire-nes-squeezed-into-nes-cartridge-case/#commentsFiled under: ,

All right, we'll admit that headline is a little inaccurate. The heavily modified Super Mario Bros. cart shown above actually plays Japanese Famicom carts (like the not-at-all-bootleg Super Bros. 5), not the slightly larger American NES carts. Semantics aside, we're sure you'll share our sense of awe at the accomplishment of fitting an entire video game system into what, at one point, was used to hold the data for a single game.

All the pieces are there, believe it or not, including A/V outputs, a svelte power switch, and two controller ports sticking out at the bottom of the cartridge. The machine seems like a one-of-a-kind hack, and doesn't look like it's going to be sold any time soon. It's a shame, too ... we' d love to get our hands on one of these, if only so we could plug in our Flash Memory PowerPak via an adapter to create the ultimate NES-cartridge-shaped hacking monstrosity.

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]]>cartcartridgefamicomhackNESnintendonintendo-entertainment-systemSuper-Mario-Bros2008-04-22T19:30:00+00:00PS3 Laptop charity auction, bid at Engadgethttp://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/18/ps3-laptop-charity-auction-bid-at-engadget/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/18/ps3-laptop-charity-auction-bid-at-engadget/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/18/ps3-laptop-charity-auction-bid-at-engadget/#commentsFiled under: ,


Our brothers-in-arms over at Engadget are proudly hosting a charity auction for Ben Heck's one-of-a-kind PlayStation 3 laptop. If you're interested, you've got one week to scrummage up the coin for this Blu-ray equipped beast. 100% of the proceeds will go to the National Cancer Coalition, so you know it's a good cause. If you've got PS3 laptop-level income and PS3 laptop ambitions, stop over at Engadget to place your bid. Good luck!

[Update: Cancel that. Apparently some clever folks couldn't take an auction for charity seriously, so Engadget has temporarily postponed things. We'll let you know if and when it goes back up. It's back-up and hosted at eBay now.]
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]]>Ben-HeckCharityEngadget2008-04-18T16:45:00+00:00Joystiq impressions: Guitar Hero: On Tour (DS)http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/15/joystiq-impressions-guitar-hero-on-tour-ds/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/15/joystiq-impressions-guitar-hero-on-tour-ds/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/15/joystiq-impressions-guitar-hero-on-tour-ds/#commentsFiled under: , , , , , , ,


Activision and Nintendo briefly demonstrated Guitar Hero: On Tour at last week's Nintendo Media Summit. As previously announced, the portable rhythm game includes a four-fret controller that slips into the DS GBA slot. A stylus shaped like a guitar pick can be stored inside and pulled out for portable rocking.

Guitar Hero: On Tour includes the same kind of career mode and single-song play as Guitar Hero III; many of the portable songs also overlap with other versions of the game. But 20 new tracks, a few control twists, and a new versus mode should make it more than Guitar Hero Lite.
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]]>activisionguitar-heroguitar-hero-on-tourguitarheronintendo-media-summit-08vicarious-visions2008-04-15T06:07:00+00:00Head-tracking feature pulled from Boom Bloxhttp://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/15/head-tracking-feature-pulled-from-boom-blox/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/15/head-tracking-feature-pulled-from-boom-blox/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/15/head-tracking-feature-pulled-from-boom-blox/#commentsFiled under: , , , , ,

At the Nintendo Media Summit, Boom Blox senior producer Amir Rahimi confirmed that the final version of the game will lack the head-tracking mode. We understand that it was always an Easter egg, requiring gamers to set up Wii Remotes as cameras, and hacking together their own IR LED glasses. But you didn't have to go to TED to see the promise, and we're disappointed to see it removed.

EA wouldn't go on-record to say exactly why the mode was cut, only just confirming it again through public-relations channels. An email statement noted, "Head-tracking was something we considered including as an Easter egg in BOOM BLOX however, we did not end up including it in the final version of the game. ..."

Perhaps EA feared that we'd hack together a candelabra helmet as an IR emitter. They should have; we totally would.
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]]>boom-bloxbreaking-newsbreakingnewseaelectronic-artshackhead-trackingnintendo-media-summit-082008-04-15T06:00:00+00:00Johnny Lee's Wii-nnovations blow TED's collective mindhttp://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/12/johnny-lees-wii-nnovations-blow-teds-collective-mind/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/12/johnny-lees-wii-nnovations-blow-teds-collective-mind/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/12/johnny-lees-wii-nnovations-blow-teds-collective-mind/#commentsFiled under: ,


We've all witnessed the incredible ways that technomancer Johnny Lee can put a Wiimote to good use, but apparently, attendees of the TED (Technology, Entertainment, Design) conference were unaware of the handheld peripheral's vast potential. You can actually hear their minds crackle, then implode as Lee shows off two of his cost-efficient tech demos -- the multi-touch whiteboard, and 3-D head tracking (which was further confirmed to be in EA/Speilburg's Boom Blox as an easter egg). Like all Johnny Lee videos, we can guarantee this to be the coolest thing you've seen today -- unless, of course, you've just watched the entire "American Ninja" quintology.
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]]>boom-bloxboombloxconferenceeahead-trackingjohnny-leejohnnyleemulti-touchspielbergtedwhiteboard2008-04-12T20:00:00+00:00Dan "Shoe" Hsu ends long career at Ziff Davishttp://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/11/dan-shoe-hsu-ends-long-career-at-ziff-davis/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/11/dan-shoe-hsu-ends-long-career-at-ziff-davis/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/11/dan-shoe-hsu-ends-long-career-at-ziff-davis/#commentsFiled under: ,

[Update: 2:20PM: Shoe has posted a blog about the move, noting that his departure is "my own decision; I'm not being forced out or laid off or anything like that." Hsu writes that he plans to take "some much-needed time off" before considering future career moves.]

[Update 2:17PM: Ziff Davis Vice President for Editorial Simon Cox has written a blog post on the departure, noting that the move will be effective Friday, April 25.]

Ziff Davis announced today that Dan "Shoe" Hsu, former editor-in-chief of Electronic Gaming Monthly, will be leaving Ziff Davis "to pursue personal interests." Site Director Sam Kennedy will be taking over Hsu's current role as Editorial Director of 1UP Networks.

The abrupt departure, which comes after an 11-year career with the video game news publisher, follows a Tuesday announcement that Ziff Davis Games For Windows magazine would be going to an online-only format effective immediately. It's not immediately known what Hsu plans to do next. Kennedy will also maintain his current role as editor-in-chief of the online gaming news portal.

Hsu started working for Ziff Davis in April 1996. He briefly wrote for start-up Gamers.com from April 2000 - 2001 before returning to Ziff Davis and becoming editor-in-chief of Electronic Gaming Monthly. Hsu was promoted to editorial director last year, when former Editorial Director John Davison left Ziff Davis to start parents gaming guide What They Play.
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]]>Dan-HsuEGMElectronic-Gaming-MonthlyjournalismshoeZiff-Davis2008-04-11T14:10:00+00:00Ben Heck assembles the PlayStation 3 Laptophttp://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/11/ben-heck-assembles-the-playstation-3-laptop/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/11/ben-heck-assembles-the-playstation-3-laptop/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/11/ben-heck-assembles-the-playstation-3-laptop/#commentsFiled under: ,


Forget that "PlayStation Portable" nonsense you've got sticking out of your pocket. If you're going to be carrying around a PlayStation, why not make it a proper one that can play Warhawk and Uncharted? Consumer electronics crammer, Ben Heck, has finally completed the PlayStation 3 Laptop, a beautiful black contraption packed with all the blue rays, cells and ex em bees you can shake a Sixaxis at. Seriously, you can shake your Sixaxis at it and it'll work.

Other fancy things in it:
  • Original backwards-compatible 60GB model
  • 17-inch LCD HDTV screen: 720p
  • HDMI-DVI connection
  • Built-in keyboard, USB ports, stereo speakers, headphone jack
  • Size: 17 x 13.75 x 3-inches
  • Weight: 16 pounds!
Since it's clearly too heavy for us to lift, we're hoping a reader manages to walk off with this laptop as soon as Engadget begins auctioning it for charity. In the meantime, be sure to have a look at Ben Heck's Wii Laptop and his assorted Xbox 360 offerings.
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]]>Ben-HeckBenHeckLaptopModMods2008-04-11T07:03:00+00:00One million signatures to keep Uwe Boll directinghttp://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/09/one-million-signatures-to-keep-uwe-boll-directing/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/09/one-million-signatures-to-keep-uwe-boll-directing/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/09/one-million-signatures-to-keep-uwe-boll-directing/#commentsFiled under: ,

We feel kind of dirty giving any sort of attention to the cancerous boil on film directing that is Uwe Boll, but when the guy is acting this freaking weird we just can't help ourselves. Boll has followed up his offer to stop directing if an online petition against him reached 1,000,000 signatures with a heavily-accented YouTube video that manages to insult Eli Roth, Michael Bay, George Clooney and practically all of Hollywood as "fucking retards" that don't understand that Boll is "the only genius in the whole fucking business."

While Tinseltown insults are all well and good, what really interested us was Boll's call for a "pro Boll petition" to counteract the anti-Boll forces. Boll said he "expect[s] a million votes, Pro Boll," and he's already well on his way, with a whopping 72 signatures so far on the Pro-Boll petition set up by FilmDrunk.com. That's a far cry from the 137,644 that have signed the anti-Boll petition as of this writing, but maybe it takes "the only genius in the whole fucking business" to understand the vagaries of the math involved.

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]]>directorfar-crymoviemoviespetitionpostaluwe bolluwe-bolluweboll2008-04-09T16:00:00+00:00Games for Windows Magazine goes online-onlyhttp://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/08/games-for-windows-magazine-goes-online-only/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/08/games-for-windows-magazine-goes-online-only/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/08/games-for-windows-magazine-goes-online-only/#commentsFiled under: , ,

The list of defunct video game magazines has grown quite a bit over the last few years: Tips & Tricks; Computer Games; the Official PlayStation Magazine (the old one, not the new one). Well, we can add another name to the list today, as Ziff Davis just announced that Games for Windows: The Official Magazine will no longer exist in its print form.

In announcing the move, effective as of the April/May issue, Ziff Davis Vice President Simon Cox assured readers that the decision had "nothing to do with the Chapter 11 stuff," and everything to do with the computer gaming audience's massive migration to online news sources. The magazine's editorial staff will be transferred to computer game coverage on 1UP.com, Cox said, though the magazine's art team will be moving on. Current subscribers will be able to transfer their subscriptions to Electronic Gaming Monthly or request a refund PC Mag, according to 1UP's Dan Hsu [updated with correction from Hsu himself @ 3:09].

The decision marks the end of the run for a magazine that started in 1981 as Computer Gaming World and leaves Electronic Gaming Monthly as Ziff Davis' only print video game magazine and Future's PC Gamer as America's only computer game-focused print mag. Will this latest streamlining help attract interest in the long-offered sale of the Ziff Davis Game Group? Given the widespread contraction of the magazine market, we can't say it would hurt.
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]]>death-of-printgames-for-windowsmagazinemagazinesprintziff-davis2008-04-08T14:45:00+00:00Finally, the NES gets DLChttp://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/08/finally-the-nes-gets-dlc/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/08/finally-the-nes-gets-dlc/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/08/finally-the-nes-gets-dlc/#commentsFiled under: ,

We admit that we don't share their same tendencies, but we love how many video game modders seem to come from the George Mallory school of thought. Why do you want to put downloadable content on the Nintendo Entertainment System? Because it is there. RetroZone are the ones to thank for the feat, which involves a specially-made cart featuring the Mac game Glider.

The cart is flashable, so once you finish the levels that ship with the game, new ones can be downloaded from RetroZone's official site. No, it's nothing we'd ever sink our time into. But we're aboslutely thrilled that someone out there is doing it.
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]]>hacksmodsnesretrozone2008-04-08T02:00:00+00:00Samus Aran spotted in Unreal Tournament IIIhttp://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/04/samus-aran-spotted-in-unreal-tournament-iii/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/04/samus-aran-spotted-in-unreal-tournament-iii/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/04/samus-aran-spotted-in-unreal-tournament-iii/#commentsFiled under: , , ,


Oh, Samus, did you lose all of your suit's abilities again? Is that why you're running around in Unreal Tournament III, picking fights with Master Chief? Wait, is your lawyer okay with this? Does he think all this modding magic is "great?"

[Via PS3 Fanboy]
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]]>EpicMetroidModsSamusUnreal-Tournament-3UnrealTournament3UT32008-04-04T19:00:00+00:00Editorial compares gaming to heroin, teen pregnancyhttp://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/02/editorial-compares-gaming-to-heroin-teen-pregnancy/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/02/editorial-compares-gaming-to-heroin-teen-pregnancy/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/02/editorial-compares-gaming-to-heroin-teen-pregnancy/#commentsFiled under: ,

Giles Whittell hates video games. But more than that, the parent and writer for The Times of London says in an editorial today he hates being told that he should first try to understand video games and immerse himself in their world before judging them. Why? Because "it feels like being told to immerse myself in smack and teenage pregnancy before passing judgment on them."

Smack and teenage pregnancy.

Look, we're all for balance, and we understand Mr. Whittell's larger argument that time-sucking games can cause children to miss out on the wonders of the real world (though we tend to think Outside is overrated). But creating an equivalence by saying that "video games and heroin and teenage pregnancy are a colossal waste of time," is putting a little too fine a point on things.

Kids on heroin tend to grow up to be junkies. Teenagers who get pregnant tend to become unfit parents, unprepared for the rigors of raising a child of their own. The millions of children who play video games, for the most part, end up becoming well-adjusted adults (Whittell even admits that the risk that violent video game will create a murderer is "statistically low-risk"). Just because they could all technically be called "wastes of time" doesn't mean they're equally bad, and even implying that they are strikes us as extremely irresponsible.
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]]>drugseditoriallondon timesLondonTimespregnancyTimesTimes of londonTimesOfLondon2008-04-02T12:30:00+00:00British paper paying for game violence storieshttp://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/02/british-paper-paying-for-game-violence-stories/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/02/british-paper-paying-for-game-violence-stories/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/04/02/british-paper-paying-for-game-violence-stories/#commentsFiled under: ,

Good journalism is almost always based on real shoe-leather reporting -- working the phones, hitting the streets and talking to people to find out what's really going on out there. Or, alternatively, you could just offer to pay people for a story that fits your preconceived notions of what would be "juicy."

That seems to be the idea behind this StarNow posting which bluntly asks, "Did computer games make you turn to a life of crime?" According to the posting, a national British paper will pay "hundreds of pounds" for the right tale of game-inspired crime. The site doesn't mention which newspaper is searching for the stories, and the free listing could well be a prank (we are dangerously close to April 1), but the whole thing seems entirely plausible to us -- checkbook journalism is pretty common among the English tabloids, as are sensationalist takes on our favorite hobby.

While other similar postings on StarNow insist submitted stories be "true" or "real," the video game violence offer simply promises that "if it's something we like, we'll call you straight back." We're almost tempted to encourage our British readers to write in with the most ludicrously false stories they can come up with, but that plans runs the risk of having a ridiculous fiction actually running as the truth in a major British newspaper. Decisions, decisions ...

[Thanks Randy]
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]]>britaincheckbookenglandjournalismtabloidviolencewriting2008-04-02T10:00:00+00:00UK TV presenter delivers 'chilling verdict' on violent gameshttp://www.joystiq.com/2008/03/28/uk-tv-presenter-delivers-chilling-verdict-on-violent-games/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/03/28/uk-tv-presenter-delivers-chilling-verdict-on-violent-games/http://www.joystiq.com/2008/03/28/uk-tv-presenter-delivers-chilling-verdict-on-violent-games/#commentsFiled under: , , ,

Call it a hunch, but we're not convinced that UK television presenter, Anne Diamond, is an ideal choice to "review" games which she says make her "hair stand on end." Though she brushes off several titles which are "so mindless it would be hard to see them as a destructive influence," the ones with "gratuitous use of violence and bloodthirsty imagery" really draw her ire. Honestly, we'd be bitter too if we had copies of Dead Rising LODGED IN OUR SHOULDERS.

In a response to Thursday's publication of a Dr. Tanya Byron-led review of video game violence, the UK's Daily Mail has delivered a one-two punch of sensationalist misinterpretation ("allowing children to play on computers unsupervised is as dangerous as letting them play outside on their own") and misguided scaremongering, offering the task of analyzing and rating already-rated violent video games to Diamond. Her "chilling" verdicts are all neatly assembled below a snap of kids playing the infinitely sinister Mario Kart 64.

After glossing over Dead or Alive 4 (she wasn't keen on playing as "a martial artist in the fantasy Ninja-style mode"), she becomes truly horrified by a game that "wallows in violence for violence's sake." This dubious honor goes to Resident Evil 4 which, in case you forgot, is about "a cataclysmic chemical attack" spawning legions of zombies which "don't stop until you shoot them in the face or slash their arms off."

"This game shouldn't be allowed to be sold, even adults," says a Diamond in the rush to pass judgment. After being "stabbed to death with pitchforks amid fountains of [her] own blood," she calls it quits and declares, "This kind of violence can only be bad for you." Well, that's what the healing herbs are for, Anne.

[Thanks, Duncan]
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