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Nintendo ordered to pay $21 million for patent infringement

Alexander Sliwinski — 2008-05-15T11:35:00+00:00

Filed under: Nintendo GameCube, Nintendo Wii, Business

Nintendo has been ordered to pay $21 million to Anascape Ltd. for infringing on a patent with its Gamecube and Wii Classic controllers. The AP reports Anascape Ltd., a "small East Texas gaming company," also sued Microsoft, but that was settled out of court. Nintendo says it will appeal the decision.

A representative for Nintendo stated that no infringement was found in any of the Wii's motion-sensing technology and it expects that on appeal the award to Anascape will be reduced "significantly." Remember kids, if you want to stick it to some big corporation in the future and cash in, just make patents for everything imaginable.

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Mario spotted in new Banjo-Kazooie trailer

Ross Miller — 2008-05-13T20:00:00+00:00

Filed under: Culture, Nintendo DS, Nintendo GameCube, Retro, Nintendo Wii, Microsoft Xbox 360

In case you missed it, check out the Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts trailer one more time. Watch closely, especially at the 1:45 mark. Yep, that's an 8-bit Mario in all his planar glory, as both a testament to the user-generated nature of the game as well as we suspect a not-so-subtle nod to their former publishing partner.

[Thanks, Michael]

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The Mario Kart Wii controller showdown

Ross Miller — 2008-04-25T13:00:00+00:00

Filed under: Features, Nintendo GameCube, Nintendo Wii, Driving

There are five ways to handle your racer in Mario Kart Wii: Wii Remote solo, Wii Remote embedded in Wii Wheel, Wii Remote with Nunchuk, Classic Controller, and GameCube controller. But, removing all other variables, which control method is the best? Are there really limitations to not using the Wii Wheel? We decided to pull out the ever-trusty "scientific method" and determine, once and for all, the best kart controller.

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Counting Rupees: The WiiCube

Jeff Engel — 2008-04-24T20:25:00+00:00

Filed under: Culture, Nintendo GameCube, Nintendo Wii, Business

Each week Jeff Engel and Geoff Brooks contribute Counting Rupees, a column on the business behind gaming:

In my last column I suggested that, if Microsoft is to make a Wii-like controller, it should still continue to focus on the "traditional" types of games that have so far made the 360 a success, because Nintendo had already basically wrapped up the "casual" crowd. I also mentioned that the only Wii games that are apparently selling are Nintendo games and some casual games. And with that in mind, the New York Times published an article on Monday detailing that, while the Wii hardware is selling well, even seemingly popular Wii software still has some trouble continuing to sell to the Wii audience.

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Shacknews: Key staff leave Metroid Prime dev Retro Studios

Ludwig Kietzmann — 2008-04-23T18:52:00+00:00

Filed under: Nintendo GameCube, Nintendo Wii

Shacknews reports that several "key" employees of Austin, Texas-based developer, Retro Studios, have left the company. The studio is best known for its work on the critically acclaimed Metroid Prime trilogy, which concluded in August last year on Nintendo's Wii.

Staff members said to have been escorted off the premises last Friday include design director Mark Pacini, art director Todd Keller and principal technology engineer Jack Matthews. There's no word yet on what their futures entail, but Shacknews notes that Retro Studios is in no danger of closing. Which is just as well, really, since we're in no danger of not wanting more games from them. We'll let you know when we hear more on this subject.

Update: There's some unconfirmed gossip from mysterious dealer in rumors, Surfer Girl, who mentioned that "something definitely went down at Retro" in a post dated Sunday, April 20th. An unnamed individual is quoted in the post as saying, "Pretty much no one at retro would agree to relocate at nintendo's behest, as asinine shenanigans are typically met with little fanfare."

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Today in Joystiq: April 18, 2008

Ross Miller — 2008-04-18T23:59:00+00:00

Filed under: Nintendo GameCube, Nintendo Wii

This shirt, entitled "The Legend Was Born," is now sold out, but we're pining for its return. And for only $10, that's a pretty good deal anyway. Check out the highlights for today:

Joystiquery
Ask Joystiq: Chex Quest, He-Man and broken 360 gamepads
DS Fanboy Lite: Apr. 12 - Apr. 18
Joystiq Podcast 046 - Bullets are bad edition
Off the Grid: Risk Black Ops and Hasbro's wrong direction
Tonight's most American otaku music video

News
MKO: Next Mortal Kombat pits MK against DC
New Xbox 360 update doesn't do anything
Sony releases first trailer for Siren New Translation
EA extends Take-Two tender offer deadline (again)
Judas Priest to lead Rock Band's full album downloads April 22
Army of Two gets SSC Challenge pack April 24
Konami bringing animals, music, and sandcastles to WiiWare
9 million answer Call of Duty 4, DLC breaks records
New WiiWare racer answers the question: What's a SPOGS?
GTA IV is gold and 'en route' to stores
Mass Effect's 'Bring Down the Sky' DLC free on PC
Microsoft's Greenberg claims victory in battle for 'core user' over Sony
Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe gets confirmation, trailer
Vin Diesel is looking for a job in new The Wheelman trailer
DC Comics to publish Gears of War series
Miyamoto begins Wii Fit media blitz
Enemy Territory: Quake Wars, a tale of two (different) ports
Euphoria-based Backbreaker gameplay video is intriguing
Vader and Yoda battling in new Soul Calibur IV trailer
River City Ransom on VC next week
Condemned 2 demo hits Xbox Live
Xbox 360 power supply cited in Little Rock fire

Rumors & Speculation
Gamestop, Gamefly posts hint at Yakuza 2's North American debut

Culture & Community
PS3 Laptop charity auction, bid at Engadget
Professional Warcraft III players to carry Olympic torch in China

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Gamer uses Pokemon to quit smoking

Ross Miller — 2008-04-17T16:30:00+00:00

Filed under: Culture, Nintendo DS, Nintendo GameCube, Nintendo Wii

Some people quit smoking with a patch, some with therapy, and some still with hypnosis or acupuncture. DS Fanboy reader Dan had an alternate method: he replaced his nicotine addiction with an addiction to Pokemon. So far he's only 40 days into the trial, but he's reporting success. (What is not reported, however, is how many pokemon he's caught. This is a vital detail, folks!)

So what happens when Dan needs to break his Pokemon addiction?

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Readers pick best webcomic: Visceration Station

Ross Miller — 2008-04-16T15:30:00+00:00

Filed under: Culture, Nintendo GameCube, Nintendo Wii, Online, Polls

Big thanks to Supafine's "Legend of Zelda: Visceration Station" webcomic for finally (and logically) explaining the heart system to us. The least we, as the Joystiq community, can apparently do is bestow you the honor of best game-related webcomic of the week.

Second and third place went to XKCD and College Humor, respectively. Thanks to everyone who voted, and be sure to let us know of any gaming comics you stumble upon this week!

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Non-Wiimote controls limited for Mario Kart Wii

Kyle Orland — 2008-04-02T11:30:00+00:00

Filed under: Nintendo GameCube, Nintendo Wii, Driving

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Fans of alternate Wii control schemes were obviously psyched when it was revealed that Mario Kart Wii would support a variety of control methods, including the Wii Classic Controller and Gamecube pad. But those fans might want to scale back their expectations, as an updated game fact sheet (posted on Nintendo's press site) claims that players who don't use the Wii Remote schemes will not be able to perform "certain moves" and "some maneuvers."

What maneuvers exactly? We're not quite sure, but the new mid-air tricks probably aren't among them -- A Link to the Future notes that an IGN preview specifically mentions Classic and Gamecube controller users can hit the d-pad to perform those. We find it hard to imagine that the plethora of joysticks and buttons on the alternate control schemes can't replicate the controls of the somewhat button-free design of the Wii Remote. Could this be an effort to encourage more use of the ~~practically useless~~ 'extremely useful' Wii Wheel? You'll know as soon as we do.
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Capcom debunks rumors of RE4 on PS3, 360

Kyle Orland — 2008-03-26T13:00:00+00:00

Filed under: Nintendo GameCube, Sony PlayStation 3, Nintendo Wii, Microsoft Xbox 360, Action

Resident Evil fansite The Horror is Alive caused a minor stir yesterday by posting a phonecam pic of the purported box art for a "Classic Edition" remake of Resident Evil 4 for the PS3 and Xbox 360. The rumor got picked up by a variety of gaming sites -- including a somewhat incredulous Xbox 360 Fanboy -- and THIA followed it up today with supposed hi-res shots of the box art, adding further fuel to the fire.

Enter Capcom with a rumor-dousing fire blanket. Writing on Capcom's community forums, Vice President Christian Svennson said outright that there are "no plans for RE4 on 360 or PS3 at this time." Of course, that's exactly what he would say if there was a super-secret remake that Capcom just wasn't ready to announce yet. We'll take him at his word though, mostly because we hope the company is focusing its resources on Resident Evil 5 at this point. Besides, how many more remakes of a three-year-old game do we need exactly?

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Today in Joystiq: March 10, 2008

Ross Miller — 2008-03-10T23:59:00+00:00

Filed under: Nintendo GameCube

The best way to restore the GameCube is to make it orange, friendly and adorable. (From bit-tech via Nintendo Wii Fanboy) Check out the highlights for today:

Joystiquery
Boston wins Nintendo's Smash Bros. Brawl launch tournament
Joystiq's official Super Smash Bros. Brawl friend codes über-list
Joyswag: Win Mass Effect's 'Bring Down the Sky' DLC
Massively Week in Review: March 4-10, 2008
Nega-review: Super Smash Bros. Brawl
SXSW08: Inside Austin's Developerscape

News
StarCraft 2's Zerg finally revealed
Milon's DokiDoki Adventure, Puyo Puyo 2 hit Virtual Console
Iron Chef America: Supreme Cuisine officially cooked up for Wii, DS
New games this week: Super Smash Bros. Brawl edition
Pics of Mark Wahlberg as Max Payne emerge
360 gets Euro price drop this Friday
PopCap bringing Heavy Weapon, Zuma to PS2 on a single disc
Gameloft, Id to develop for iPhone
This Wednesday: Brain Challenge, Bliss Island on XBLA
Mila Kunis joins Max Payne cast
Clear your calendar, Babysitting Mania coming to DS
Ubisoft reveals DS pedometer for 'My Weight Loss Coach'
Microsoft claims 42% of 'next-gen' revenue
NY Times oopsies over Nintendo's Holocaust game remarks
Molyneux boasts about his post-Fable 2 project
Dreamcast.com converted into phishing scam, Sega warns
Spielberg's name outshines EA on Boom Blox box art
Prince of Persia heads to Morocco for film shoot

Culture & Community
Parappa crowned greatest game canine
MIT catches Brawl fever with newest 'hack'
Dead Space breaks to celebrate with cakes

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Device converts controller rumble to electric shocks

Kyle Orland — 2008-03-06T12:20:00+00:00

Filed under: Culture, Nintendo GameCube, Hacks, Sony PlayStation 2, Microsoft Xbox

"How much better would games such as Mortal Kombat or Streetfighter [sic] be if you were ELECTROCUTED each time you were hit!" No, that's not a rhetorical question (though our answer would be "not at all better") ... it's the web site introduction to the Mindwire V5, a new British product that replaces those annoyingly rough rumbling controller sensation with a series of gentle, soothing electric shocks. Ahhh, bliss.

Using a special controller converter (pictured) and a series of five adhesive pads, the V5 sends force-feedback activated shocks that the web site compares to those of a muscle toning machine. While the device will work with practically any game, the site recommends using it to enhance fighters and first-person shooters (just be sure to stay away from Rez)

Though the site advertises plenty of safety features, the litany of warnings makes us worry about how safe this device actually is. It's probably moot for us, though --- at £99 (about $196), this one is only for well-off masochists.

Also see: Military sim "shoots" back

[Via Pocket Lint, Thanks Foolio]

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Witness the greatest Animal Crossing cosplay ever

Scott Jon Siegel — 2008-03-06T09:20:00+00:00

Filed under: Culture, Nintendo DS, Nintendo GameCube, Simulations, Fashion

We're a bit torn between whether the above image is horrifying or brilliant. On the one hand, someone clearly drew massive eyebrows on this poor animal, whose uncanny likeness to Animal Crossing's resident musician K. K. Slider is certainly no fault of his (or her?) own.

On the other hand, someone did look at this dog, and realize that with the slightest modification they could create a most excellent cosplay. In either case, consider us in awe. Now all he/she needs is an adorable guitar, and a puppy-sized stool. But we suppose the poor thing's been through enough already.

[Via DS Fanboy]

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Rumor: Resident Evil 4 to blame for no Capcom in Brawl

Scott Jon Siegel — 2008-02-04T06:00:00+00:00

Filed under: Nintendo GameCube, Nintendo Wii, Fighting, Business

Before the deluge of Super Smash Bros. Brawl information following the Japanese release, we were still all hoping to see Mega Man, Leon Kennedy, or maybe even Ryu appear in the game's sizable roster. Now that the dust has cleared, with no Capcom characters in sight, the only question left to ask is: why?

Kotaku has reportedly spoken with insider sources at Nintendo, who claim that the lost exclusivity of Resident Evil 4 caused Nintendo to reconsider the inclusion of Capcom characters in Brawl. RE4 was originally meant to be exclusive to the Gamecube, but concerns over sales led Capcom to release the title on PS2, and later on PC, with additional content.

While Nintendo has the right to be peeved about the broken exclusivity agreement, the addition of Capcom's franchises to the Brawl lineup could have only benefited Nintendo, and created more hype for the title (if that's even possible). While we're a bit unsure whether to buy into this rumor, if true then we can only hope that Capcom and Nintendo kiss and make up in time to offer some new characters as downloadable content (hey, we can dream, can't we?).

Update: Slight factual error corrected; Capcom announced the PS2 version prior to the release of the Gamecube version. [Thanks, 2bit]

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A history: Video games to board games

Alexander Sliwinski — 2008-01-30T09:40:00+00:00

Filed under: Culture, Nintendo DS, Nintendo GameCube, Sony PlayStation 2, Sony PlayStation 3, Sony PSP, Nintendo Wii, Microsoft Xbox, Microsoft Xbox 360

If you think video games based on movie licenses are bad, did you ever check out board games based on video game licenses? Professional blogger Yehuda has compiled a great little trip through the land of video game to board game conversion.

He begins with the early games like Berzerk, Pac-Man and Donkey Kong (pictured). Quick recap of a few of those game's gameplay mechanics: In Berzerk you would flick the back of your guy and his arms would swing up knocking over the bad guy in the next tile; Pac-Man you pressed as hard as you could over marbles to make them pop into the protagonist, and in Donkey Kong there was actually a rubber band inside the arm to drop barrels -- if you got through a full game without a malfunction you were very lucky.

Yehuda takes us all the way from the strong beginnings in the '80s to the modern seventh generation in gaming. Definitely a gasp-inducing bit of nostalgia for any kid whose parents thought buying the board game was a reasonable equivalent to the video game.

[Via Raph Koster's Website]

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'Xbox is crack for kids,' declares Times columnist

Ludwig Kietzmann — 2008-01-22T08:30:00+00:00

Filed under: Nintendo DS, Nintendo GameCube, Hacks, Sony PlayStation 2, Sony PlayStation 3, Sony PSP, Microsoft Xbox 360

Is anybody else feeling dizzy? It must be due to the constant eye rolling prompted by the mainstream press' recent vendetta against informed opinion and logical argument, the results of which have yielded a particularly mystifying (and entirely non-existent) version of Mass Effect. Though the attention paid to every sensational sentence is undeserved, watching someone go off the rails and take their keyboard with them is, at the very least, an excellent source of entertainment. Today's performer is The Times columnist, Janice Turner, who doesn't waste a single punctuation mark before declaring, "Xbox is crack for kids."

The greatest thing about Turner's meandering piece is its ability to convince you that it's a somewhat reasonable defense of children's exposure to television and the "unfathomable black magic" of technology. There's even some evidence of parental influence (!) in the suggestion to monitor kids' total "screen time." But like a skilled magician, Turner saves the real reveal for the last few paragraphs, dramatically pulling hypocrisy out of a hat when you least expect it. How'd she do that?

Turner proudly declares that "unlike the TV-hating parents," she simply bars game consoles -- otherwise known as "Satan's Sudoku" and "crack cocaine for the brain" -- from her home. In a single sentence, she manages to give television far too much credit and gaming nothing more than a scornful, ill-informed glance. "Even the crappiest cartoon or lamest soap teaches a child about character, plot, drama, humour, life," insists Turner. With these qualities clearly lacking in any games ever made, children have no choice but to become "mentally imprisoned, wired into their evil creators' brains."

Books and television are given a free pass, but as soon as the media becomes interactive it warrants the label of "addiction," one applied so aloofly when the subject matter is alien and obviously unfamiliar. While the final judgment urges kids to "get an inner life," we feel we have better advice to offer: Write sensationalist drivel to bring in the hits! Just remember, darling. They'll come to your credibility too.

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Four Zelda games in 48 hours

Griffin McElroy — 2008-01-12T11:45:00+00:00

Filed under: Nintendo GameCube, Nintendo Wii

We've all, at some point, had a game that we decided not to put down until the closing credits. Whether you uncompromisingly soldiered on through a Warcraft III campaign, or decided to topple Bowser before turning in for the day, we're all familiar with marathon gaming. However, a small gathering of Zelda enthusiasts are attempting a seemingly impossible gauntlet of non-stop dungeon raiding -- all four 3D Zelda games (Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, Wind Waker, and Twilight Princess) in just 48 hours.

That's four water temples, three Ganondorf confrontations, and a whole mess of heart containers, stretched over a two day period. With nearly thirty hours to go, the CameronBanga.com team have already bested Ocarina of Time, and are currently trudging through the most tedious of all the Zelda titles, Majora's Mask. We can't think of a better way to spend a Saturday night than watching these goons sink into sweet, Hyrulian madness via their live webstream -- but then again, we're what most camp counselors would call "indoor kids".

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Nintendo: Wavebird no longer shipping to stores

Alexander Sliwinski — 2008-01-02T11:45:00+00:00

Filed under: Nintendo GameCube, Nintendo Wii

If it were any other time the death of the sublime wireless Wavebird controller designed for Nintendo's Gamecube would have gone by with a tear and some good memories, but with Smash Bros. Brawl just around the corner it feels more like bad timing. A Nintendo customer service representative told GoNintendo that there aren't plans to restock Wavebird controllers in stores again; however, regular wired Gamecube controllers will continue to be available.

We've been advocating the use of the Wavebird for anyone that plans to use a Gamecube controller when Smash Bros. Brawl releases next month. Might be time to visit the local pawn shop and see if Wavebirds are available there, or just accept the use of the Wiimote, Classic Controller or the wired Gamecube controller - ewwww, wires!

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Japanese hardware sales, Dec. 17 - Dec. 23: Incoming new year edition

Ludwig Kietzmann — 2007-12-28T20:20:00+00:00

Filed under: Nintendo DS, Nintendo GameCube, Sony PlayStation 2, Sony PlayStation 3, Sony PSP, Nintendo Wii, Microsoft Xbox 360, Business

Well, here you are again, about to turn over the last page of the calendar, all too cognizant of the fact that an ugly cardboard backing awaits you. Perhaps it'll even bear a yellowed price sticker highlighting how much you overpaid for the Official Best of Midway calendar. Really, you ought to know better than buying one that starts at December!

Though there's still one purely metaphorical and thus environmentally promiscuous page left for 2007 sales in Japan (these are last week's sales, remember), it'll be 2008 by the time you get to read about them. Now, we don't want you walking into the spectacular annual finale without a bit of preparation, so we've poured over the entire year's sales charts to establish and highlight 2007's most prominent trends. You'll find a detailed and nuanced report after the break.

- DS Lite: 279,551 57,419 (25.85%)
- Wii: 232,907 62,349 (36.56%)
- PSP: 171,804 12,806 (6.94%)
- PS3: 58,167 5,553 (8.71%)
- PS2: 20,391 2,366 (13.13%)
- Xbox 360: 7,908 653 (7.63%)
- GBA SP: 54 49 (47.57%)
- Game Boy Micro: 42 14 (50.00%)
- Gamecube: 31 1 (3.13%)
- DS Phat: 12 -- 0 (0.00%)
- GBA: 4 5 (55.56%)

[Source: Media Create]

See: The heavily analyzed archives

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Japanese hardware sales, Dec. 10 - Dec. 16: Red with envy edition

Ludwig Kietzmann — 2007-12-21T20:55:00+00:00

Filed under: Nintendo DS, Nintendo GameCube, Sony PlayStation 2, Sony PlayStation 3, Sony PSP, Nintendo Wii, Microsoft Xbox 360, Business

Oh, it's one of those weeks. You know, where we have to abandon the three pages of irrelevant drivel (remember the noir trilogy?) we had lined up and instead provide some explanation regarding the more curious bits of the Japanese hardware sales chart. It's certainly a dramatic change from tradition, one that's nearly matched by the revelation that the color red, as sported by our dramatic downward arrows, occasionally points to good news.

As you may have already noticed (since you usually skip the aforementioned irrelevant drivel), the PSP enjoyed a stellar week, surging past the Wii with 184,610 units sold. Our friends at PSP Fanboy thought it somewhat mysterious, but we suspect the sales catalyst was the newly released "Deep Red" PSP and 1Seg TV tuner bundle. The sales increases enjoyed by other platforms can be tied to actual software -- the DS Lite, the Wii and the PlayStation 3 got helping hands from Mario Party DS, Wii Fit and Gran Turismo 5 Prologue respectively.

There. How was that?

- DS Lite: 222,132 53,877 (32.02%)
- PSP: 184,610 93,129 (101.80%)
- Wii: 170,558 55,501 (48.24%)
- PS3: 63,720 25,597 (67.14%)
- PS2: 18,025 6,038 (50.37%)
- Xbox 360: 8,561 315 (3.55%)
- GBA SP: 103 9 (9.57%)
- Gamecube: 32 14 (30.43%)
- Game Boy Micro: 28 8 (40.00%)
- DS Phat: 12 -- 0 (0.00%)
- GBA: 9 9 (N/A)

[Source: Media Create]

See: The straight-faced archives

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