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The Joystiq Podcast: Episode Zero

In this fast-paced world of ours, we understand why you'd give up on reading. All the punctuation, all the letters, who has the time or inclination to keep track of all that? For you, the discerning, non-reading consumer, we present The Joystiq Podcast. Chris Grant, Ludwig Kietzmann and Justin McElroy not only share your distrust of the written word, they're providing a real alternative: a weekly audio show about video games.

Perhaps you've always wanted to get on board with the Joystiq Podcast but didn't know where to start. Maybe you're a long-time fan, but forget funny things almost as soon as you hear them. Or maybe you just have three spare hours and want to fill them with delight.

For all of you, there is Joystiq Podcast: Episode Zero.

The product of nearly a year of work and countless man hours, Episode Zero collects listener-selected best bits from the first 100 episodes of the Joystiq Podcast. Though a labor of love for the whole of the JPAG, special thanks goes to Ryan Gan for organizing the whole thing, Erron Kelly for cutting the audio and Dali Dimovski for sequencing the clips. Sincerely guys, thank you. (Special bonus: You'll find a list of all the bits after the jump!)

To the rest of you, sit back, get a mug of coffee, relax ... and get ready for love.

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Hosts: Christopher Grant (@chrisgrant), Justin McElroy (@justinmcelroy),and Ludwig Kietzmann (@LudwigK)

Music: "Get Ready for Love" by Nick Cave

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The Episode Zero
Handy Reference Guide


INTRO
094 - Episode Zero Intro
015 - Chris Cheats on the Joystiq Podcast
030 - Justin and Ludwig Mock Chris's "High Energy"
056 - Video Podcast 1
016 - Listeners are sadists
099.75 - Sound Board Begins
016 - Chris Says "Anal-ists"
037 – Copper, and Lions on Meth
058 - Video Podcast 2
024 - Ludwig's Internet Stolen by Cheetahs
024 - Justin's Disgusting Porn
031 - Justin Wants to Learn How to Write
034 - Ludwig calls Justin "Fat"
095 – Sega Genesis: Best Controller
099.75 - 99.75 FM "The Stiq"
017 - Hi Stephen

WRUP
016 - Justin Buys a PSPLite
020 - There's My Steed!
027 - There's My Steed LIVE
020 - More Steed! + Ludwig Hates on Justin
021 - Smokesmadbluntz
023 - Galagagagagaga
061 – Chris Doesn't Play New Games
026 - Assassin's Creed, GOTY 2007
027 - Assassin's Creed Defense Force
017 - Ninja Gaiden 2, GOTY 2008
Gamer's Day Special - Ludwig's GOTY of the Week
026 - Mass Effect Lesbians
030 - Keep the Ants Off of Your 'Za!
031 - A Chubby Girl Sneaking into the Sexy Lady Club
043 - 50 Cent Begins
044 - Sega Superstars Tennis, and a Serious Question
046 - Ludwig gets Cut Off
065 - Skype/The Ludwig Show Starring...

NEWS
019 - Justin Bets to Sing "Girlfriend"
019 - The Scene at Microsoft
019 - News Drops about the Microsoft/Bungie Split Mid-Podcast
020 - Justin Sings "Girlfriend"
030 - Duke Nukem Pooping on Aliens' Faces
037 - Microsoft Office Jokes 1 (Activision)
044 - Microsoft Office Jokes 2 (Batman)
038 - Rare and the Sentient Lump of Clay
040 - Yo-yo
042 - Commenters are Out-Doing Themselves
045 - Ludwig's Advice to Video Game Protagonists
095 - Mr T and Will Wright
047 - Boner over MK vs. DC
081 - Real Nintendo Game?

Ludwig's Puns and Africa Facts
026 - Ludwig's Puns
016 - Wiki-editing
064 - Transformers and eBay
028 - Ludwig's American Accent
034 - South African Grocery Stores
032 - 1Afrikaans

BRUSH WITH FAME
020 - Brush With Fame for the First Time
025 - Brush With Fame Sound Clip Debut (Courtesy of Brett in Atlanta)
078 – Bribes for Brush

Food
GDC 09 Part 1 - Chips (Ed. Note: This was Chris, not Justin.)
027 - Chocolate Log
028 - Fed Ex Guy + More American Accent + Food-Related Jokes
033 - Tics Tacs
048 - What are You Drinking?
054 - BBMT

LETTERS
057 - Ludwig Gets Hate Mail
016 - Origin of the Mysterious Oil Tanker in the Mid-Atlantic
076 - CD4, Halo, CD4
017 - Fire Justin McElroy
029 - Ludwig Reads a Foreign Email, and What are Ya Buyin'
031 - The World's Best Lovers (According to Justin)
032 - Portal References
038 - How to Write an e-Mail to the Joystiq Podcast
083 - Neil
038 - Yaniv's Skinning E-Mail
043 - More Skinning
062 - Who Chris Looks Like
047 - Girls in the JPAG, and Chris' Hair
059 - Sly Cooper 1 or 2
064 - Color Blindness
066 - Peripherals and Tang
067 - Ludwig's Voice
081 - Kotaku
069 - "P"
081 - TV E-Mail
094 - Justin, on the JPAG
062 - Laser Comb

END
015 - Chris has a Stalker
99.75 - Just Riffin'
123 - Where's Episode Zero, Ryan Gan?

BONUS
The Joystiq Dirty Podcast

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