Shmoopy

What are you looking at, Yinlips?

Why did I just make myself watch this Fox News clip? Now I think I need a Silkwood shower.

Jesus H. Shack. Just close already.

I thought Seinfeld was a Mac fan since he had one prominently displayed on the set of his TV show for, oh, 9 freakin' seasons. Maybe he's just a money fan.

Funny how your little illegal immigration joke backfired due to the slaughtering of the English language.

siddharth s:

I was only kidding, but whatever. If you are going to try and repeat something you have seen a million times on forum posts, you should at last get it right. Darwinism should have a capital "D". As in: "You are a Dickhead."

Sanjay Jha...

Wasn't he that weird kid on American Idol a couple of years ago?

Will there be a "Zing Guy" with silly Zing tattoos?

Why is the bamboo option so expensive? Since when is bamboo so hard to come by? I have a whole yard here in Austin full of bamboo that Michael Dell can have if he personally comes over and cuts it down. If he does a good job, maybe I'll take him a glass of Kool-Aid. Well, I'll be honest. I would probably only break out the Flavor Aid for Michael.

Nipsey Russell