UltimateNinja9

They should call it:

PSP still doesn't have a second analog nub

This game looks like ass. Sony should just pay activisionblizzard an assload of money for a PS3 WoW port and be done with it.

Next up: Sony unveils their new DIXAXIS controller which has motion sensitivity, a 3rd joystick, and extra vibration.

Now that EA is not the biggest publisher they will have to stop using their random game generator and actually make real games.

Screw Frogger and Space Giraffe, Yaris ftw!

Xbox360 fanboys come here whenever Yaris locks up.

Sony should replace the guy's PS3. They should also replace my Sony tv because there is too much dust on the screen for me to watch movies. I could clean it myself but it's Sony's fault that the air in my house is full of dust. Sure I might neglect to clean my house but I didn't buy my house from Sony so the cleanliness of my house is irrelevant. I'm gonna call this guy up and we'll sue Sony together.

Ok, the above paragraph is just a joke. Sending in a PS3 with that much dust is like not wiping your ass for a month and then going to the doctor. So dude clean your PS3, and while you're at it WIPE YOUR ASS!!!

Bioshock sucks ass. Seriously. The only 360 exclusive that I would want on the PS3 is Ninja Gaiden 2.

I'm glad Heavenly Sword lets you turn off the motion sensitivity. The Wii and the PS3 have made me hate motion sensitivity and it pisses me off when a really awesome game like Lair ends up sucking ass because you're forced to use motion sensitivity. I hope someone finds a cheat that lets you play Lair with joysticks (and no I don't want to play it on the PSP screen either).

Xbox360 sucks balls. I hope I win this so I can sell it and buy PS3s for my friends.