Mr. Matt

I'm so happy, I could eat a horse!

Me am excited! Me am wanting such things.

Phat [and Phree] Loot Phriday came early? Word.

Fix the world economy? You don't need to. Eliminate the human failings of greed and prejudice? Now you're on to something...

Fixing the economy is a rough one; Capitalism is fine in and of itself, but I think without ethics, it quickly becomes oligarchical and eventually monopolistic. Ethics and morality are the only thing that temper unbridled greed.

My favorite post of the last five years involved the one where I could possibly win the coolest keyboard in the world; the Optimus Maximus! I mean the only thing cooler are the controls Mr. Data was rockin' from ST:TNG. Am I right?!

Dude, straight up, just make marijuana legal. Vice taxes will will pay for EVERYTHING. :D

"Gears of War 2: Wrath of the Lich King" has a nice ring to it.

Girl, I'm all 'bout that curb-stomp. It's curbalicious!

I always play straight up hero. It's how I role.