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ZigTic

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Pay to become a Ferengi or Federation Klingon in Star Trek Online

Feb 3rd 2010 2:13PM (Joystiq)
I'm not sure why you guys feel the need to resort to some convoluted, long-winded explanation about "cultural shifts to a more egalitarian Ferengi society" to simply explain the lack of a nude option for female Ferengi officers when a much simpler explanation already exists.

Section 24, subsection 7, paragraph 2 of the Federation Dress Code Handbook clearly states that no individual may appear nude on the bridge of any Federation vessel unless so ordered by the captain [or in the captain's case, by any superior officer]. I think this would clearly supersede any cultural leanings of any individual Federation officer.

Assassin's Creed 2 teaser lacks gameplay, oozes melodrama

Apr 16th 2009 3:52PM (Joystiq)
At first I was wondering why I had to enter my birthday to verify I was 18 or older to watch this video when they don't actually show anything. I mean, there was no violence or anything, just a bunch of dialogue and text. Then, I caught site of the giant penis they flash for just one frame towards the end, and it all suddenly made sense. Very edgy.

Xbox 360 firmware update prevents XBL banning

Jun 1st 2007 9:36AM (Joystiq)
@ Miles

I just wanted you to know that I roll naked in a pile of illegally copied games and movies every night before I go to bed.

In fact, right now I'm rubbing a burned DVD copy of Oblivion on one nipple and a copy of Tomb Raider: Anniversary on the other. And you know what? It feels gooooooood!

Yes, I'm glad your a model, perfect human being. Yes, I agree you really ought to be awarded some type of shiny medal. I know it's frustrating that other people don't thank you for being so great when you
enter a room.

My advise: Take a deep breath, pickup your pedestal, and move on. It's just not worth it.

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