Jeff Rebbeck

@Ruinkind

My previous comment made better sense when the headline was "Replica portal gun canceled without reason, compassion".

It got changed when the story was updated, probably so that I'd feel dumb, fat.

Jessica, your headline has won you an additional internet.

@subby socks

Here's another "new" and "interesting" idea: a set of posts that don't have anything written by you in them. I call my idea "subby socks 2".

@RickGhastly

"Garrus, assault rifle! Tali, running man!"

@Miranda Lawson

Don't want Kinect?! Maybe if when you reached out your hand in the real-world, then in-game Shepard would reach out for Miranda and...

Hey, wait a second.

@CaptainProtonX

The man likes to wrestle bears, if you know what I mean.

@Traptz

As long as we're hoping a dev unrelated to an ancient game is going to remake it into a radically different genre, can we please have Team Meat remake Blaster Master into an FPS dating sim? Pleasepleasepleaseplease.

Next what we need is a pay service where you can mail order a cover that features your exact Shep.

Before I decide if I should scramble for a crash site, does the weather balloon come with exclusive DLC?

Wait, I can play as the tank from Blaster Master you say? WHY AM I TRAPPED AT WORK RIGHT NOW?!?