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@Milak
Wow, I seem to have experienced that moment when too much sarcasm gets confused with actual extreme zealotry. That was supposed to be a joke in response to SlyBeast's dumb "Macs are pointless" quip, but alas. I'm not really rocking the command line all day, that would be miserable.

However, now I'm wondering if there actually is a jctl out there somewhere.

@(Unverified)
I can wear out my tolerance of Vs. quarter-by-quarter down at the arcade for far less than the $60 this Vs.-only game would cost me to bring home.

@TheHyphenator
Maybe everyone was acting too macho to admit to liking the single-player portions. Personally, I don't see how you can go wrong with adding the extra content, as the most time consuming part of these games is developing the fighting engine and balancing the fighters. The whole challenge tower thing in MK could not have taken very long to implement, yet it gave people hours of enjoyment. Low risk, high reward additions like that should be no brainers.

@ToastyBiggins
That should've been the review quote on the box: "It was the best of SoulCaliburs, it was the blurst of SoulCaliburs..."

@SlyBeast
More like GUI-based OSes are pointless. Real men use the command line.

And yes, if you must ask, I am posting this using jclt (the Joystiq Command Line Tool™)...

How could you have neglected the soon-to-be modern classic "Fart 'n' Burp"?!?

@thechaos
Quick, spam the deserter while we still can!

@Anticrawl
I also think the online pass is an alternative to the $70 game, which I'm sure a lot of us would totally lose our heads over. Game development is getting very expensive, and publishers need money, so I'm happier to have someone else pay the extra $10 when they buy it used so I can keep paying my $60 new.

@1059 WKYA Radio Mike Lightly

Yeah, but a date is one-time use as well. It's not like you can tell the person "Well that was great, but I think I'm going to sell you back to GameStop and buy a newer girl."

Somehow I misread "Mass Effect toothbrush" in the article title, then looked at the picture, and then my head exploded...