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after the initial ooh ahh hype died down, i have to say i echo the sentiments here. especially with the slice and dicing of the badguys looking needlessly gory and pointless.

@Kenoji

well at least we got a prologue this time. i remember the wait for Tekken 6 was so long, especially since they had to make the arcade Bloodline Rebellion make its money in the arcades as well after Tekken 6 Vanilla.

i hope the other dinobots are in it too.

i realize this is a satirical article, but this is meant for SE anyway...

how about:
1. don't take out exploration and put us in a corridor-fest with mere branches peppered throughout
2. actually making epic/awesome villains (they dont make em like kefka or even seymour anymore) - the space pope was creepy sure but barthandelus was just meh.
3. more original character types/designs - lightning : female cloud, snow : douchebag version of seifer/zell fusion, vanille : typical ditzy girl, hire a different artist than tetsuya normura for a change.
4. make FF Type-0 into HD
5. dont whine that it's so hard to make towns in next-gen, when you splite up your resources for another game that takes twice as long to release *cough Versus *

does square enix suddenly hate money? of course they should make an english version. this is the final fantasy i would've wanted for ps3 instead of that corridor-fest ff13.

touch my...katamari? http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/005/165/PFFFFT.png?1298459960

WRONG. they should learn to build and improve on the previous iteration in the series not just in the graphics department but in the gameplay and exploration as well.

for a moment i thought cervantes was heihachi guesting again wearing a pirate outfit.

twin snakes...y u no in the ps3 HD collection?