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People should buy more pie. Bacon pie.

The weevils, THE WEEEEEEVIIIIILS

Pick me. I'm not a virgin, but then again, I'm not the Atlantic. Oh, and Happy freakin birthday!

Sasha from Advance Wars Dual Strike.

Take me back to San Jose or SFO. I'll drive to Cupertino and demand that El Jobso gives me an iPhone!

What someone really needs to make is weighted companion cube kindling. That way, we can throw it in a fire as God intended.

Talk about the ultimate in realistic gaming! I know whenever I go out for a day shooting baddies, I yell out each of my weapons. Handgun! Grenade! Then I go and get lunch. Sandwich! Soda! And go home for some TV! Porn! [censored]!

I'd totally punch out Durandal. Oops.

Call of Duty 7: In Soviet Russia, duty calls you.

Testify!!!!!