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kaptainK

Member since: Mar 8th, 2006

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Smash Bros. site updated again

May 26th 2006 7:33AM (Joystiq Nintendo)
jiggle physics?

Nintendo "Revolution" now called "Wii" [update 6]

Apr 28th 2006 3:06PM (Joystiq)
ya kno the name is growing on me, just because everyone hates it so much and thinks it's so Wiierd. Wii, what an awesome name...it makes me smile....playing with my Wiimotes, try to say Wiimote out loud without giggling a little bit....some people (closed minded toilet humour types) are going to hate this name. It's been 24 hours the name has set in, i officially like it, so come play the Wii with Mii.

Nintendo "Revolution" now called "Wii" [update 6]

Apr 28th 2006 1:43PM (Joystiq)
i think if this whole Wii thing sticks we are going to have to put "the" in front of it every time we say it to avoid confusion.

"i'm going to go play with the Wii" sounds a lot better than
"i'm going to go play with my Wii" (Penis)
or
"i'm going to go play with Wii" (Piss)

let me repeat an idea i had, call it the Double-You Eye Two, or the Double-You Two Eye or just get over it.

The name in it's current state could either have mass market appeal, or alienate a lot of potential already game playing customers who won't buy it because the name is "gay"

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Nintendo "Revolution" now called "Wii" [update 6]

Apr 28th 2006 1:37PM (Joystiq)
when i get tired of Pee Ass Sex, i can take out my Wii and have a real great time, Sometimes i put my Wii on top of my girlfriends big fat Xbox i can't fit my Wii inside of her Xbox, so we usually just enjoy Pee Ass Sex

Nintendo "Revolution" now called "Wii" [update 6]

Apr 28th 2006 1:34PM (Joystiq)
there's nothing i love more then coming home and having Pee Ass Sex on the living room television when i get there....

Nintendo "Revolution" now called "Wii" [update 6]

Apr 28th 2006 1:26PM (Joystiq)
Pee Ass Sex

Pee Ass Two

Pee Ass Three

how bout some maturity people

Joystiq Poll: What do Wii think?

Apr 28th 2006 12:13PM (Joystiq)
Pee Ass Three

Joystiq Poll: What do Wii think?

Apr 28th 2006 12:09PM (Joystiq)
it's not the name, it's the pronunciation. People won't know how to pronounce it when they first see it, and "we" means piss in many countries. That's why the name sucks. but the image of the W with the two lowercase i's does look quite iconic. Wii. Coming soon for the Nintendo Wii. How about just changing the pronunciation to the Double-You Eye Two or the Double-You Two Eye, sounds a lot better to me what do you all think. a simple solution to a big problem.

Nintendo "Revolution" now called "Wii" [update 6]

Apr 28th 2006 10:21AM (Joystiq)
it's not the name, it's the pronunciation. People won't know how to pronounce it when they first see it, and "we" means piss in many countries. That's why the name sucks. but the image of the W with the two lowercase i's does look quite iconic. Wii. Coming soon for the Nintendo Wii. How about just changing the pronunciation to the Double-You Eye Two or the Double-You Two Eye, sounds a lot better to me what do you all think. a simple solution to a big problem.

More Red Steel info and teaser site launch

Apr 17th 2006 5:53PM (Joystiq Nintendo)
"There have been swords in other real-world-based games, such as Metal Gear Solid 2, but you still didn't get to hack of limbs. It wasn't a technical issues, it was a stylistic one. And you don't know what style of game this is. It might be Kill Bill-themed. It might not. We won't really know until E3."

well except for the fact that an ubisoft representative said it was inspired by kill bill. I never said it would be a kill bill themed game, it was just inspired by it. This isn't metal gear solid 2, just like it isn't oblivion. It's a first person game where you use guns and samurai swords to fight mobsters. Like i said before, I WOULD BUY THIS GAME WHETHER IT HAD BLOOD OR NOT, but blood would add to the experience, just as it does in games like GTA, Mortal Kombat, and Resident Evil. Blood surely doens't make or break a game. If this is a good game it would still be good without blood, but i see no reason why they would choose to go without it.

As far as hacking off limbs go, i'm not talking about that type of over the top violence throughout the entire game. When i first mentioned slicing people to bits with a sword i said "one of the things i thought about when i saw this game was beating it to get the super sharp katana at the end that slices people to bits" that way when the one player experience gets stale i can still have fun slicing people in half with a sword. Kind of in the same way it's fun to just go kill random pedestrians in GTA after you've beaten the game. Go ahead and make me out to be the bad guy or a "sadist" just because i think blood and the option to later on hack off limbs in the game would be a good idea.

""If Ubisoft took away realism to 'get more sales', they need to think a bit more."

If that is the case, they made the perfect choice. Sales is the number one priority of any game company. It's not art, it's business."

and who even says making this game rated teen is going to help sales, if nothing else this decision would hurt sales, especially if there are no other AAA mature rated titles at launch.

now i have a friend who buys complete garbage games like 25 to Life because he thinks it's cool that the police's heads explode when they get shot. That's not me, so stop trying to make me out as some kind of 14 year old kid who burns ants with microscopes or something. I'm an adult who owns the Gamecube, plans on buying a revolution and knows that games like Pikmin are not for little kids. Having a samurai sword that lets you slice people in half wherever your virtual knife cuts at, sounds like a fun addition to a game which is going to be great as it is. and i think blood would add to the gameplay experience. Am i the only person who thinks this? Or does everyone agree with probot?

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