Zack Polk

My gaming room smells of elderberries.

I don't have an Xbox and have never been on Xbox Live. So I guess you could say I've never heard anything even remotely offensive on Xbox Live.

I play portable games only when I get the urge to play some OG Pokemon, but thats mostly because the most recent handheld gaming system I have is a gameboy color.

I have crappy car that I drive nearly everday.

5318008 (boobies for those of you that have matured beyond middle school calculator antics)

I would draw a stick figure.

I need TP for my bunghole!

Professor (Indiana) Jones!

yay

@thaprinze The first thing I did when Stevie called out the bold was to hold mine exactly like the guy pictured, and, lo and behold, I actually gained a bar. So much for the "It's a problem for all phones, not just ours" theory.