Paul

@Sam406 But her "Dat Ass" ability is at Level 4. Decisions, decisions.

Shenmue, but Seaman is up there for uniqueness/sheer creepiness

Ok, that would be absolutely amazing marketing for a company to make a fake ARG for a game, and then be like "See how much interest we can generate?"

Money, but I got myself New Vegas

Oh man Willy Beamish, what a great game. I'd vote for that or Snatcher

Having an 10 year old continually tell me "Sorry, Mister" every time he killed me online

I can drink Arizona Lemon Iced Tea like water, and I'm also quite partial to most Jones Soda flavors.

I'd like to add this is by far the coolest Joyswag I've seen in a long, long time. I just had a birthday, maybe belated birthday present for me? Please?

A giant groundhog leaping up from a hole in our garage floor, then chasing me while making angry little groundhog noises.

I ran screaming all the way around our house until I found my dad... I left my bike in the front yard from that day forward

I could only see myself using this if I lived alone, and never had anyone over to the apartment. What do you do when you get a call and have to leave the room? Or somebody else wants the remote while you want to check your e-mail?

Actually now that I think about it... maybe this is a perfect use of the old 3G I'm just using as a clock...

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