Kevin

Has to be chinese assualt rifle....without question

ak47!!! when you absolutely, positively have to kill every m*therf***er in the room!!! Accept no substitute!!!

Bowser's castle without a doubt...that level was so kewl...you could jump from up top and land at the bottom and be almost completely at the end

Cut scenes...not very much in the way of game play

That trailer was lame...it seemed all it was, was a bunch of cutscenes clipped together.WTF? are we ever going to get in game footage?

p4 1.4 1gb ram, 80 gb hd, 32mb gforcefx5200 (crappy off brand)

I'm sorry I don't care how ruthless the man was....this was the funniest shit I have read in about a week....Great job

bill gates has to be some kind of kin to him...the resemblance is to uncanny. I think Bill may be the inspiration for Napoleon Dynamite. Anyone else?