GRANTED

i like penny arcade but,
...wait, no i don't.

if the game is mediocre, it's mediocre. it's not because GAME REVIEWERS (read: it's THEIR JOB) don't know how to review it. But rather, it's a crappy peripheral aimed at people too lazy to spend 20 min X 3 days per week at the gym, or fernandos that think nintendo first party can do no wrong. the only reason it got low 80s is because it's a novelty.

uhhh the chick has blonde hair. brunettes just don't have as much fun.

well, tmac, the aim of a business is to always make money. so, if nintendo is faced with 2 options, they are always going to choose the option that loses them the least amount of money.

few lawyer armies will charge 21 million dollars, even in a multiyear lawsuit. this isnt smoking litigation, its patent infringement.

this is the first game for DS that i will admit sounds really cool. i wonder if there's a similar flash game anywhere out there on the interwebs where i can get a taste of space warship building.......

Anything but... dark? OHHHH anything but ETERNAL i get it.

You what else is eternal? Too-Human development time.

he's saying MGS characters often satirize themselves, likely a conscious decision the kojima because, let's face it, he's a weird guy.

im guessing it's the post-prologue level 1 intro... or the pre-prologue pre-intro... probably that part that intro's the intro.

i don't even really care about video games ever becoming good movies. it bothers me that he can be horrible at what he does, yet still gets to finance and direct more crappy movies. maybe he doesn't even bother trying with postal, but from what i gathered about inthe name of the king (though admittedyl i didn't watch it), he attempted to make an epic blockbuster (and simply failed).

it doesn't seem fair that he can still find work, nazi gold or no.

i like every part of this game except that f---ing nuremburg ring makes me want to kill myself.