xFenixKnightx (In Memory of Benjamin Carmine RIP)
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Joyswag: Resident Evil Collector's Edition (Xbox 360)
Mar 12th 2009 12:31PM (Joystiq Xbox)Joyswag: Resident Evil Collector's Edition (PS3)
Mar 12th 2009 12:27PM (Joystiq Playstation)Joyswag: Resident Evil 5 Red Xbox 360 Elite Bundle
Mar 11th 2009 7:20PM (Joystiq)Chucks bday is today so he made me say it, after he roundhoused me. :(
Seriously though guys Chuck Norris, aka The Beardfather turned 69 today. In his honor, here are a whole butt-load of Chuck Norris-isms:
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds till.” After you ask, “Two seconds to what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris Doesn’t Have Birthdays... Birthdays Have Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' watch doesn't have any numbers...it just says "Time to Kick Ass"!
Chuck Norris once drowned a fish
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting… because he’s not acting.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter
Black cats do not cross Chuck Norris’ path.
When Chuck Norris’ remote control batteries die, the remote continues to function out of pure terror.
Chuck Norris can eat only one Lays potato chip.
Chuck Norris is against human cloning simply because two of him would unravel the fabric of the universe.
Chuck Norris knows what’s in the secret blend of 11 herbs and spices, after all he’s 5 of them.
The Chinese built the Great Wall of China to try and keep Chuck Norris out. Of course, it didn’t work, and with a single karate chop, Chuck Norris reduced all their wooden houses into little sticks. To this day, Chinese people eat with ‘chop sticks’ so they’ll always remember the price of irritating Chuck Norris.
Best of the Rest: Justin's Picks of 2008
Jan 5th 2009 6:41PM (Joystiq)I shall check this out now. Justin, be careful with this power you possess...
SCEA: Killzone 2 demo exclusive to GameStop, on PSN after release
Jan 5th 2009 6:16PM (Joystiq)SCEA: Killzone 2 demo exclusive to GameStop, on PSN after release
Jan 5th 2009 5:54PM (Joystiq)Also, get ready to be PWND on this game. ;)
SCEA: Killzone 2 demo exclusive to GameStop, on PSN after release
Jan 5th 2009 5:44PM (Joystiq)Me = Graphics whore!
Also, it helps that I liked KZ1. :)
Xbox 360 'over-achieved' in Euro Christmas sales
Jan 5th 2009 5:38PM (Joystiq)Thanks Zertoss, hopefully it works.
Xbox 360 'over-achieved' in Euro Christmas sales
Jan 5th 2009 5:04PM (Joystiq)Xbox 360 'over-achieved' in Euro Christmas sales
Jan 5th 2009 4:00PM (Joystiq)