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Tofu

Member since: Jul 26th, 2007

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Wait, Alvin and the Chipmunks ... the game?! Yes, please!

Aug 15th 2007 1:54PM (Joystiq)
"Mark it down. This is probably the only instance ever where "getting a life" and "seeing Alvin and the Chipmunks" will be used synonymously."

No, mark it down that you have homosexual relations with your father.

Wait, Alvin and the Chipmunks ... the game?! Yes, please!

Aug 15th 2007 12:54PM (Joystiq)
What amuses me to no end is the amount of you assholes who will judge a movie before even seeing it. Gtfo. All of you. Seriously. Get a fucking life.

Beautiful Katamari demo on Xbox Live

Aug 14th 2007 9:35PM (Joystiq)
"You're a freelance designer of bullshit, nothing more, the only thing quite vast is your imagination. Grow the fuck up, your kind isn't needed here."

No, you don't actually know me thus your interpretation of me and what I do for a living is amusing because you just don't actually know. I misunderstand the terminology to "grow up" because that is something my body naturally does every day. With regards to my "kind", I'm still in the dark as to what on this planet you are talking about.

Seen on Xbox Live: Halo 3 Epsilon

Aug 14th 2007 7:25PM (Joystiq)
@ Eric

"What does that even mean? You didn't beta test it, but you tell people you know that it's a mediocre game? Are you just trying to tell us all that you're mentally incompetent, or that you're a habitual liar?"

Neither. I've beta tested the thing and I'm one of those playing the videogame right now. Being utterly honest with you, the game isn't impressive. I'm always amused when people prove their idiocy by bringing in some kind of stab against your mentality, or your maturity. Kudos to you!

Seen on Xbox Live: Halo 3 Epsilon

Aug 14th 2007 6:41PM (Joystiq)
*yawn* I'm glad I passed the chance of beta testing this crap out. I still tell me friends in the studio that it's a pretty mediocre game. I prefer H2. In fact, I don't prefer any really. Shitty games.

Beautiful Katamari demo on Xbox Live

Aug 14th 2007 6:38PM (Joystiq)
Actually, I'm a freelance designer so I am my own boss and my income is quite vast. Then again, you guys wouldn't know anything about that. You're all slating trolls yet your doing the same thing back to the trolls. You're quite amusing to watch.

Heavenly Sword animated series: Part II

Aug 14th 2007 6:23PM (Joystiq)
@ gouf
"It actually has roots with xbox..

http://kotaku.com/gaming/seeing-red/heavenly-sword-from-xbox-to-ps3-284674.php"

No, I assure you it's bull. Kotaku is the WORST place for videogame information along with this one.

Beautiful Katamari demo on Xbox Live

Aug 14th 2007 4:14PM (Joystiq)
@ Steve

"Soooo, you're trolling. At work. What a sad, sad, little loser you are. Have a seat I'm done with you."

Shut the fuck up you loser. At least he's got a job, unlike you you little bitch.

Beautiful Katamari demo on Xbox Live

Aug 14th 2007 2:30PM (Joystiq)
"ROTFL! Vast amount of content, now that's funny. I it so vast, then why the fuck are you posting on a 360 thread dumbass.

Once again. YOU FAIL TROLL!!!"

No, you refuse to understand the simple English that I am typing. Although to further amuse myself, the sole reason why I am not 'enjoying' the vast amount of content is because right now I am earning a living by designing and in my quick breaks I check out what retards such as yourself are doing.

"You fail troll" still makes no sense in the English language.

Beautiful Katamari demo on Xbox Live

Aug 14th 2007 1:58PM (Joystiq)
"Yeah because the PSN and the VC are getting better stuff like....Well there is Metroid that cost like 10$ and....nop.

YOU FAIL TROLL."

1. You do not own a PS3 thus cannot experience PSN.
2. If #1 is wrong, then you would clearly know the vast amount of content available on PSN to download and enjoy.
3. Nintendo Wii is a fad and Virtual Console is a rip-off.
4. I dislike Metroid.

5. "You fail troll" means nothing because you have "failed" to give evidence as to how a troll would fail.

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