Hojo

Hunters. Shield bash = no.

The Flood. They just...won't...stay...dead.

You shouldn't play it because it will only make you want plasmids in real life. When you find that injecting "EVE" into your veins will not net you superpowers but will only leave you addicted and arrested, you will regret ever buying this game. Give it to me, though, because I'm already a junkie.

You want to not be excited? Why would you want to play game that is prejudiced? You have to kill someone just because he wears a diver suit and has a drill for a hand? That's pretty low, and you should be ashamed of yourself for playing it. It's ok if you give it to me, though, because I wear a diver suit and have a drill for a hand, so it's cool if I do it.

It supports the eating of potato chips for health, when we all know that they make you a chubster. Bad message, BioShock!

Using the environment to lay waste to mutant zombies. Need I say more?

That faceplate looks amazing. I wouldn't mind having a shirt, either.

I'll take it!

"Spartans! Throw down your weapons!"

That, and the subsequent throwing of said weapon, was just awesome.

You know, Questionable Content had a game-related comic this week which I found to be quite funny.

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=931