Orange Soda

I'm famous!

Nevermind.

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Are you sure this is actually a Virtual Console title? Considering the extra functionality, I thought maybe it'd be Wii Ware instead (even though I guess there isn't much difference).

I figure PC and DS are most likely. I remember seeing a "March of the Penguins" GBA game, which made me do a double-take.

'Discovery's CEO said the company is trying to move away from being a "cable company" and into becoming a "content company." '

That's the cool bit of news right there. Make a Mythbusters game!

What about the zombie sasquatches?

It hasn't truly gone wild unless it involves some drunken girls taking their shirts off.

I hear that a lot. The answer is no. I hope that didn't ruin your day.

Anyway, it's in-game. You can see the geometry during the extreme close-ups on Rayquaza's eyes.

The Pokemon nerd in me thinks it's really cool that Rayquaza's roar is apparently the same roar used in the Destiny Deoxys movie, or at least made to sound like it.

But the Pokemon nerd in me also has to ask... What's Rayquaza doing in that lake? Rayquaza's habitat is supposed to be the ozone layer.

Then the Pokemon nerd in me rationalized that maybe Fox tried to enter the atmosphere from orbit, but this entrance made Rayquaza feel threatened (like in the Destiny Deoxys movie), so they fought somewhere up in the sky, and Fox crashed on the shore while Rayquaza crashed into that lake.

Vision Training: There are FOUR lights!

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Sure, I ripped it off from Kotaku, but a good joke is a good joke.

Screw you. I love the constantly-changing stages.

Plus, unlike real PictoChat, there won't be any penis.