Solah

@Misfit Toy
I bought Civ 5 from amazon on their buy 2 get one free and it's a steam activated title. Buy away.

If ~$150 isn't out of your budget, I can't help but recommend a Deck Legend. I've had one for about 3 years now and it's the best keyboard I've ever used. Looking forward, it's heavy enough to beat someone Gattaca-style in the event of a zombie/robot apocalypse.

http://www.deckkeyboards.com

@TheFuzzball

Or for something similar, Japanese manufacturer Acrylic Cowboy makes several inside-out cases. Importable over at geekstuff4u.

http://www.geekstuff4u.com/catalogsearch/result/?q=acrylic+cowboy&x=30&y=9

@Google
Oh the irony of someone with your handle asking that question...
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=What%27s+a+Transfer+Jet%3F

You can boot from 3rd party controllers as well, like PCI-E SAS cards and RAID cards. I'm certain this is bootable.

Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easters?

I need more storage. It's mostly for the articles.

Does it come in a nondescript brown box?

Give me a code and I'll think about buying a Zune HD. I won't actually buy it, but I'll think about it.

Tax fanboyism. It'll lead to a budget surplus and a reduction in blatant stupidity.