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JediMasterASD

Member since: Jul 31st, 2007

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McFarlane Halo 3 figures spotted in the wild

Feb 24th 2008 3:34PM (Joystiq Xbox)
I would like to know if you find any stores in the Tulsa, OK area selling these bad boys.

X3F meetup this Sunday: Rock Band Revival

Jan 25th 2008 6:18PM (Joystiq Xbox)
Ill be there!!!!

Nintendo's Kaplan says 'Gamers were bored before Wii'

Oct 15th 2007 3:33PM (Joystiq)
yeah we were so bored with the way games used to be played that a game using a normal remote on a different system is the highest selling release ever (halo 3). and there biggest release (Smash Bros) doesnt even use motion controls and is prefered that you use the classic controller when playing it.

Rock Band questions answered (some of 'em)

Oct 9th 2007 6:10PM (Joystiq Xbox)
All of that was already known. why didnt they ask some good questions like how much DLC will cost and what artists are they planning on putting out albums from.

Fanswag: Win the ultimate Halo 3 setup

Sep 20th 2007 4:55PM (Joystiq Xbox)
i like halo

Study: Video games affect studying time; Us: *gasp*

Sep 19th 2007 5:15PM (Joystiq)
Yeah i remember when i was in school i wasnt aloud to take craps becuase it took away from my study time, actually i dont remember eating or taking showers either.

Xbox 360 Fancast 034 -- The Doc is in

Sep 18th 2007 3:14PM (Joystiq Xbox)
just wanted to let you know that you do not have to get support from all the cities before continuing the main quest in Oblivion. you can skip that part and go straight to the main gate or whatever

Fanswag: Win a 120GB Hard Drive for Xbox 360 [update]

Sep 5th 2007 12:50PM (Joystiq Xbox)
JediMasterASD should win cause I pwn all in Halo and by all I mean a small select few... usually just my girlfriend and my dog :-)

Fanswag: Win Xbox Live Gold and MS Points

Aug 30th 2007 3:32PM (Joystiq Xbox)
Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts

There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy

Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doin' time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Clause, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights

They're talkin' bout - the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped

Wo, the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he's gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain

Red Ring Chronicles Pt 2: the Coffin

Aug 9th 2007 4:55PM (Joystiq Xbox)
You will get it back in plenty of time for Halo3. Hell you may even get it back before Bioshock. It took a week and a half to get mine back from the day I shipped the coffin back to them.

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