scottish_funk

You shouldn't be able to walk while dead.

And I thought people got consoles because they were easier to figure out than PCs....

I've still got a C64 sitting in my room. Congo Bongo and Jumpman Jr. Forever!!!

"Master Chief vs. Master Chief, who would win?"

"Master Chief"

"What if it was Master Chief vs. a team of Mini Master Chiefs?"

"Master Chief"

"Master Chief vs. a hurricane?"

"Master Chief"

"Master Chief vs. God?"

"Trick Question. Master Chief IS God."

The Red Ring of death on launch day.

X3F XXX!

X3F is so awesome I'd want to jump out of the 150th floor a skyscraper strapped to an airplane, while riding godzilla down like a surfboard, careening off of dragons flying in the air, all while sipping on a lemonade and playing Halo 3 with ONE HAND!

Even that wouldn't be as cool as you guys.

The Chief. Strapped to a Brute. Riding a Warthog. Strapped to a Banshee.

X3F! X3F! Your site is very great!

X3F! X3F! Halo means you won't get hate!

Oh X3F, Oh X3F, you're all so big and goodly.

(sung to the tune of 'Oh Christmas Tree')