Peeeet

spitshine

There should be a bubble wand attachment. You know, for the kids.

The kind of hero that gets to play the game without buying or renting it

I'll be the kind of hero that spends his formative years killing small creatures with a knife and then grows up and starts killing people with a sword. Wait... why do games like GTA & Halo catch all the heat for being too violent again?

Like the orange, but might have picked the black if it looked like it was black. All the pictures look gray to me. Is the actual ipod black?

The over-under double secret tap smash

If you haven't seen the marketing drones trying to pretend they're having fun demoing "you're in the movies" go find it right now!

It has to be the most horrible degrading demo of all time - Way better than watching Bill Gates deal with a blue screen on stage

Did anyone see the demonstration they did of this game? Wow! Possibly the most uncomfortably horrible demonstration of a horrible product in all of history.

If you like seeing marketing people make complete asses of themselves I recommend you fire up your 360 right now and go to: e3 bringing it home/announcements/movie games RIGHT NOW.

I would buy a pony (but not armor for a pony)

Ikaruga of course. (and I haven't even played it yet)