DaveBrown

@Korbie You mean the Windhelm scream? ;)

So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

There's a male Shepard? News to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

They need to sort out Hemorrhage. It's a huge map with a sniper rifle at either end which is useless/pointless because of all the hills in the middle. That and the fact that it's so large you need to be on BTB really to ever see an enemy. So between 16 people there are two sniper rifles. There's an overpowered vehicle at either side and some Mogoose so you can suicide into 'battle' - which consists of dodging the Wraith/Scorpion.

Every match I've been on has ended up with whoever got to the tanks first on ~25 kills and everyone else on less than 10. There's no balance, no weapons in the game suitable for the huge distances between anything and the map is just plain BORING.

My fave scene would have to be when Leonidas charges through the Persians effortlessly. I don't know if some of that is CG or just REALLY well choreographed. He must get through at least 30 of them, truly awesome.