Arbuz Chokaro

Man, I knew this game was gonna be stupid from the beginning. I mean, let's see, who would win a sprinting contest? Perhaps the hedgehog who's entire line of games is BASED on running fast?

I bet people would just build giant cock skyscrapers.

Well, that looked like a huge amount of fun, pity I'll never ever have to patience or desire to get that far into the game to do that.

I don't care about the article, but why is that damned Brain Age picture so HUGE? Jesus.

Moral of this story: Learn how to fish right before writing a blog bitching about it.

I actually found that all the leveling up of fishing was worth it, cause the highrank fishing rewards are not bad at all.

Tonight at 10: "Penny Arcade Fans Excited for PA Video Game, people who hate Penny Arcade AREN'T? How could this happen? Our investigative reporters find out!"

Seriously, people who like Penny Arcade see the appeal in this and want to play it. People who don't like Penny Arcade are gonna think its shit no matter what. As soon as everyone realizes this we'll all be much happier.

A game about water. Water. Is anyone else asking "What the hell?" or am I just crazy?

Wow. They had people PLAYING the game LAST YEAR. What the hell are they still doing?

Oh, so I should spend $35 bucks on a SHORTER game? Of course, how stupid am I? If its split into chunks, I could spend MORE money, on LESS game. GENIUS.

HOWEVER, if they sold like 10 buck segments of a game and you could transfer save files and continue playing, I would consider that. Make em more affordable for me.

Oh no, people might not get their pet turtles this year!

Useless event except for getting free child labor.