Justus Niemeyer

Legalize it! That's my comment AND my proposal to fix the economy. It's called a two-fur!

Test out the new and improved bike physics. I really can't wait to see how they have improved. HATED the original GTA IV bike physics!!1

keep plenty of jars of water and/or smallpox around... vaccinate for smallpox... i win.

NO HARMONIX THAT'S A BAD HARMONIX! Unless you want to throw some Cash in there, you can just chew on a bullet when it comes to country music.

Guitar Hero World Tour band kit + Rock Band 2 game = a merry xmas

Gears of War 2: The World Is Never Brown Enough

Molly's Bakery... Chi-town? Windy City? Give me the "Ron Bennington's got his own cupcake."
Ron and Fez
Noon to 3
XM 202
Sirius 197 (via Best of Both package)
USA! USA!

Hero? Wassat? I plan on being the most evil being ever. I'll kick my dog and abort my children (this game does allow you to give abortions, right?). I'll burn down orphanages. I'll have 100 wives and they will all be under the age of 9. YEAH!... Alright... that one was pretty messed up. I think you get the point though.

Internet pr0n becoming obsolete

How about "what will you NOT create"... the answer... a penis!