g4barry

Call of Duty 4, Call of Duty WaW, Soul Calibur 4

Xbox 360.

Best thing ever is sitting up in a parking garage shooting pedestrians and cops until the army shows up.

Then steal a tank and continue the mayhem.

Good times.

Slashing is much better than hacking because, hell, did you see what hackers did to the Epilepsy website?! Awful. Someone could have had a seizure!

Actually, that was really funny. I guess I have to change my vote to hackers.

Slashing is much better than hacking. Slashers don't spell words out all goofy with numbers and stuff. L33t? Shut up, nerds.

This one time when I played roulette, Wesley Snipes advised me to "Always bet on black!"

Playing the quarter slots.

Ok, whatever, it wasn't that big of a gamble.

Demons should be slain, and I hate them because they are always drinking the milk straight from the carton right out of the refrigerator.

I'd play it dressed like Paul Bunyan, with a sweet flannel shirt and an axe by my side. Because that's manly, man.

I'd grow a beard for at least a week before I'd even consider playing.

This would massively effect how much free time i have to do things like...sleep and take a shower.