jason

I think eating would be the first thing to go.

@patboy2008
That's what I dressed up as last night...
GET OUT OF MY HEAD

I'd hate face one of the Marines in a fair fight. They probably eat squirts like me for breakfast.

Cortana, definitely. Being digital and all, can she even really be fought? Besides, she'd probably just get MC to kick my ass for her.

Haven't seen it yet (yeah, I'm a loser, I know); however, I've been working out in hopes of attaining what my friends and I call "Spartan abs"...

...no luck yet :(

Ah. I was wondering if it was Gordan Froh---Freeman, but I've never seen him without a shirt.

I don't have HL2, so that would explain why I didn't recognize him.

Forgive me for my ignorance, but who is that person in the second frame--the one with the valve in his eye?

Grey's Anatomy, most definitely.

Maybe Nobuo Uematsu or Yasunori Mitsuda. For a fictional character, I'd probably choose the G-Man. Think of all the crazy mischief we'd get into!

That, or getting blown the f--- up. Y'know, that sort of thing.

There's a law floating around the NC State Legislature prohibiting the sale of obscene and/or violent video games to minors.

Here's a link: Senate Bill 2

According to the idiots in my state legislature, this is obscene: "Touching, in an act of apparent sexual stimulation or sexual abuse, of the clothed or unclothed genitals, pubic area, or buttocks of another person or the clothed or unclothed breasts of a human female."

Does that mean no football players smacking each other's butts in Madden?

This, too, is obscene: "An act or condition that depicts torture, physical restraint by being fettered or bound, or flagellation of or by a person clad in undergarments or in revealing or bizarre costume."

No Castlevania either?

And a video game is harmful to minors if... "The video game lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value for minors."

Bingo. I say this is DOA if it's ever passed.