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Abortimus Prime

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Killzone 2 demo Feb. 26 on PSN; Sony explains Feb. 2 pre-order-only release

Jan 15th 2009 12:22PM (Joystiq)
This actually doesn't seem to ridiculous to me. The buzz about this game has indeed got people excited to try it. A demo's a great way to lure people in, and they're luring people TO the lure by saying they can get a SUPER DUPER INSIDER DEMO, as long as they promise they'll buy the real game. And there lies the real issue, it's like a crappy cellphone contract that lures you in with a cool deal and then forces you into something.

I agree that it would have been a better move to release the early demo for uncommitted players. The fact that that's not what's happening is leading me to suspect that maybe the game is atrociously disappointing, that Sony knows it, and that they're playing their cards smart on how to maximize the number of guaranteed copies that will be sold.

I really hope that's not the case, but still. I'll play the demo, but I won't pre-order. Just in case the demo turns out to be balls-awful. Which I sincerely hope it doesn't.

Boom, headshot! Meet the Team Fortress 2 Sniper

Jun 17th 2008 11:51PM (Joystiq)
These videos are always fantastic and worth the wait. I'm not a big fan of online shooters, but this is really the best I've ever seen a company promote one.

Thank you for existing, Valve.

Suprising no one, GTA IV blends

May 14th 2008 4:20PM (Joystiq)
He did this exact same schtick with Halo 3. These videos used to be fun to watch when there was, indeed, still a question over if the featured item would blend. (Golf balls, crowbar, etc.)

What the hell is the point of calling the show "Will it blend" if you're just going to keep blending the same thing?

I propose a new title for the show: "It will blend. The blender costs $300. You will never be able to justify this purchase."

Celebrate 20 years of Metal Gear with a fun trailer

Apr 4th 2008 1:51PM (Joystiq Playstation)
There are no words in the English language to describe what's wrong with your comment, but I'll try.

"Die in a fire".

Toshiba officially bows out of next-gen format war

Feb 19th 2008 11:56AM (Joystiq Playstation)
HD was never a BAD format, it was just by far the lesser of the two, and only idiots would choose it over Blu-Ray.

And now that Toshiba's officially backed out of the fight, their players and movies will be dirt-cheap, and I'll have no guilt buying them, because there's not much you can do to bring a dead format back to life.

Going to pick up the first $50 player and $10 disc I find :D

I feel like an Allied soldier pillaging German treasures after D-Day.

New Metal Gear Solid 4 footage details some of the new weaponry

Jan 9th 2008 5:41PM (Joystiq Playstation)
Is it just me, or did I hear one of the ally soldiers say "You're the man now, dog" just after Snake destroys the APC?

Producer: Metal Gear Solid 4 must sell a million copies day one

Nov 29th 2007 1:34PM (Joystiq)
And the fanboy flame war begins in 3....2.....1......

Selfless crazies play Desert Bus for charity

Nov 22nd 2007 9:35PM (Joystiq)
There are some pains man is not meant to endure.

Godspeed to those brave, brave souls.

Reminder: Another Mario pumpkin that should win Castlevania: Dracula X Chronicles

Oct 28th 2007 11:32PM (Joystiq)
I'd be willing to say that that's by far the coolest of all the pumpkin design entries I've seen so far.

Today's shredingest video: Guitar Hero III victor

Oct 6th 2007 10:04AM (Joystiq)
Wait, wait, wait. Something's terribly wrong with this video.

The guy playing doesn't have a beautiful flowing mane of golden hair, or incredibly tight leather pants, or chainmail, or even a pair of gauntlets.

The first civilian to conquer Through Fire and Flames is *painfully* un-metal.

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