Thoughtcriminall

I may be an idiot, but when I saw the title of this article, I thought it was about the magazine. I was actually disappointed to see that it was about the actual Windows service.

My dream job would be to play videogames. Not review them, not write news about them, not test them, and not make them. I don't need any collateral work that might turn this into a real job. As far as I know, this job does not exist, but that's why they call it a dream.

I get my gaming gear at Best Buy. Reward zone points so I feel like I'm saving money even though it only causes me to spend more.

I heart Joystiq.

Well, no way do I want to lose my gaming arms (not to mention all the other neat stuff I can do with my arms/hands) so I'll have to go with a leg. Doesn't matter much which one...I guess I kick with my right leg so...I'd choose to lose the left leg.

First PC was 3.2 GB

The electronic device I am most thankful for is my Samsung YP-MT6. I forgot that I had it in my swimsuit pocket when I jumped in a pool and swam a lap. Towel dried it off, let it sit overnight and it still works good as new. It also plays ogg files. Seriously, I love that thing. (sorry if this is a double post, I tried to post this on Thanksgiving, but I don't think it got posted because I had scripting disabled).

My most embarrassing big hair memory is having big hair. 'nough said.

The most useless electronic device in my house is my vcr/dvd combo player. I never use vhs and the dvd part doesn't even work. I just use my PS2 or lappy.

I bought my computer in 2002. I've got a floppy drive that gathers dust, but no front USB ports so I have to hug the tower any time I want to use my fancy new flash drive. My sound card no longer functions, and my cd-roms are a bit slow to open due to the soda spilled on them. My motherboard doesn't get along with any GPU (I've tried both ATI and Nvidia) so my computer blue-screens every 20 minutes unless I turn the AGP settings down to 4x or lower, in which case it only blue-screens about once a week.