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Dave Schilleci

Member since: Aug 16th, 2007

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Watch new Halo 3 ad: "Two Soldiers Reminisce"

Sep 22nd 2007 1:03PM (Joystiq)
Man.
THESE VIDEOS ARE SO REALISTIC AND AWESOME!
Serious kudos to the guys doing this. It's pro.
I want more.
I know were getting it, too, because on the site's tour, you've got like... I think three videos you can't watch yet... Something.

Today's sneak-peakiest video: Halo 3

Aug 26th 2007 7:53PM (Joystiq)
So you've observed... AND thought about it.

Today's sneak-peakiest video: Halo 3

Aug 25th 2007 1:40AM (Joystiq)
OMFG
dude, im going to buy several copies of h3, put all the disks together to where they form a thick pipe- put peanut butter all in it, and then have sex with it violently.

Joyswag: Win a copy of BioShock, get it overnighted (Part 2)

Aug 16th 2007 5:18PM (Joystiq)
You shouldn't like Bioshock (NO MULTIPLAYER!!!), because everytime you get excited about killing a bunny masked rapist, you can't say "Whose your daddy?" cause a Big Daddy will come out and bust yo ass up. Also the gameplay can be similar to Condemned: Criminal Origins at times, and we all know, Condemned 2: Bloodshot (WITH MULTIPLAYER!!!) is going to kick butt. Save your money for that. As for plasmids not being in the Condemned games... For god sakes you can rip conduits off walls, hit someone with a taser (until they make a hilarious babbling sound), and then finish them off with a snapped neck or anything else of your choice. Not to mention the weapon selection will be very nice in Bloodshot and the games leave you urinating on yourself. That was just a game that is similar. Look at what you COULD be doing.
Either saving up for the game that could only be graced upon our primitive race by the gods... Halo 3 *and all the life you will waste on it.
Or if you're a PC owner, World of Warcraft, its glorious expansions, and its SO SMALL monthly fee (which doesn't matter because you will have left yourself a little cash NOT BUYING BIOSHOCK to pay a for a while.
If you're a FPS kinda guy, JESUS HAVE YOU SEEN CRYSIS AND ITS BEAUTIFUL ENGINE!? OR LEFT FOR DEAD!? OR HALF LIFE: EPISODE 2!?!? OR CALL OF DUTY FOUR!?!?!?
DUDE! Just wait and buy something so much better.

You know, I've typed a good bit, and anyone who outdoes me is a copy cat, jew biscuit.

I just want my acheivements and the water graphics. I'm po'. Please... NOT THAT I CARE, but please heed to my nubbish sob story.

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