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Your Galactic President Zaphod Beeblebrox (Don't panic)

Member since: Aug 18th, 2007

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It is a last gen feature; DualShock 3 same tech as DualShock 2

Sep 22nd 2007 12:48PM (Joystiq)
Attention puny Earth people;
I your Galactic President Zaphod Beeblebrox have a statement to make.
For those of you wondering why I have not responded I give you my reason now.
My responsibilities span the entirety of the 100K lightyears of this galaxy. I was at a brothel on Slutimous Prime. I know its hard 2 believe, but this blog is not very important to me. I come here for a few laughs and when I am board. Being the Galactic President does have its perks but it can get quite boring at times. Yes I have Venuvian Slave Girls wiping my Presidential backside, that is just one of their duties. Every once in a while I like to do some things for myself just to remind myself what a typical peon's life is like. You and your boyfriends Kaye and Fernando are pretty talented to be able to post multiple times on every single PS3 related thread while you are having "relations" with each other's "special" places.
Even though as the Galactic President I could have you, your family, and your entire backwards "we are the center of the Universe" pathetic little dirtball of a planet wiped out again (don't tempt me, because you know I have already done it once) to make way for a hyperspace bypass, I will show how powerful I am by allowing you to go on about your pathetic little lives for at least a little while longer.
As your Galactic President, I demand that you make funny with your trolling remarks and to not take this crap so seriously.
Now, here is the part you filthy little peasants have been waiting for.
I WAS WRONG. SONY DID SOMETHING STUPID INSTEAD OF DOING SOMETHING SMART. Just like you, I do not understand why they would not incorporate the new haptic force feedback technology that has been around since 2006. Maybe the cost (at this time) is to high for it to make sense. I do think that Sony should give a reason for why they did not include Touchsense in the DualShock3. If they dont, maybe I will send some Vogon poetry to their corporate offices in my disgust.
Now, if you will excuse me, I have to go, I need to decide if the hyperspace bypass is worth it. Don't worry, if I decide that it is, you will never know.

Your humble Galactic President,
Zaphod

It is a last gen feature; DualShock 3 same tech as DualShock 2

Sep 22nd 2007 12:45PM (Joystiq)
I am assuming you are talking to me jackass. I am the Galactic President. My responsibilities span the entirety of the 100K lightyears of this galaxy. I was at a brothel on Slutimous Prime. I know its hard 2 believe, but this blog is not very important to me. I come here for a few laughs and when I am board. Being the Galactic President does have its perks but it can get quite boring at times. Yes I have Venuvian Slave Girls wiping my Presidential backside, that is just one of their duties. Every once in a while I like to do some things for myself just to remind myself what a typical peon's life is like. You and your boyfriends Kaye and Fernando are pretty talented to be able to post multiple times on every single PS3 related thread while you are having "relations" with each other's "special" places.
Even though as the Galactic President I could have you, your family, and your entire backwards "we are the center of the Universe" pathetic little dirtball of a planet wiped out again (don't tempt me, because you know I have already done it once) to make way for a hyperspace bypass, I will show how powerful I am by allowing you to go on about your pathetic little lives for at least a little while longer.
As your Galactic President, I demand that you make funny with your trolling remarks and to not take this crap so seriously.
Now, here is the part you filthy little peasants have been waiting for.
I WAS WRONG. SONY DID SOMETHING STUPID INSTEAD OF DOING SOMETHING SMART. Just like you, I do not understand why they would not incorporate the new haptic force feedback technology that has been around since 2006. Maybe the cost (at this time) is to high for it to make sense. I do think that Sony should give a reason for why they did not include Touchsense in the DualShock3. If they dont, maybe I will send some Vogon poetry to their corporate offices in my disgust.
Now, if you will excuse me, I have to go, I need to decide if the hyperspace bypass is worth it. Don't worry, if I decide that it is, you will never know.

Your humble Galactic President,
Zaphod

Eye of Judgment priced $69.99, includes PlayStation Eye

Sep 21st 2007 8:46PM (Joystiq)
The Xbox Vision camera could not even hold the PS Eye's jock strap. 5 microphones to pick up individual voices in a crowded room. Low lite capabilities, 120 FPS.
As for Fernando and Kye, you make The characters from Revenge of the Nerds look cool.
Pathetic.

TGS07: Lost Odyssey is crazy big: 4 DVDs, 50 hours

Sep 21st 2007 12:54PM (Joystiq)
http://bluray.highdefdigest.com/243/alexanderrevisited.html
http://bluray.highdefdigest.com/976/troy_dc.html
http://bluray.highdefdigest.com/300.html
Is that enough for you?
MGS4 is confirmed to be on a BD 50 and I am not sure but I think HS is on 1 also. And you can bet that Killzone2 will be on 1 as well.

TGS07: Lost Odyssey is crazy big: 4 DVDs, 50 hours

Sep 21st 2007 12:02PM (Joystiq)
Wrong. Thank you, come again.

TGS hands-on: Metal Gear Solid 4

Sep 21st 2007 10:46AM (Joystiq)
The only colorful War is a made up War, Halo.
Every single War in the history of man is filled with different shades of brown. Go burn something and blow something up, and you would see browns and blacks.
No bright blues or hot pinks or fire engine reds jackasses.
Xboy arguements are becoming more and more pathetic day by day.

TGS07: Lost Odyssey is crazy big: 4 DVDs, 50 hours

Sep 21st 2007 10:41AM (Joystiq)
So how do you explain the upcoming game from ID Software? It will be on 2 discs for the 360 and WOW wouldnt you know? It is not a RPG with CGI. Instead, it is a game with alot of high rez textures among other things.
MORE SPACE IS A GOOD THING, PERIOD.
My guess is that GTA4 will be a multiple disc effort for the 360 as well. And by fall of 2008, the 360's tiny 7gb of usable space on a DVD9 will look dated compared to the PS3's Blu-ray drive.
If more space is not needed, do all of you Xboys live in trailers? Do you all drive Ugo's? If not, why not?

TGS hands-on: Metal Gear Solid 4

Sep 21st 2007 10:32AM (Joystiq)
Duh, Hey George, my car is kinda small, would a bigger car with more SPACE be a good idea?
George responds; Naw, you dont need more space, just use more than one car.
As soon as George says this his limo pulls up and he gets in.
MORE SPACE IS A GOOD THING, PERIOD.

TGS07: Lost Odyssey is crazy big: 4 DVDs, 50 hours

Sep 21st 2007 3:33AM (Joystiq)
Sure no one cared about FF7 coming on 3 CD's. There was no other alternative out there. Man, I cannot believe so many of you are saying that more space is a BAD thing. Pathetic you are.
For the 1st year to 2 years of the PS2's life, I remember hearing the same song and dance about how useless DVD's were for games and that it was not needed. How did that turn out Dreamcast lovers?
Any arguement against more space is completely void of any rationality.
We are not even 1 year into the life of the PS3 yet it is apparent that space is becoming an issue.
Your arguement of it being no big deal to change discs is pathetic as well. Of course it is not a big deal, it is just completely unessassary for this generation of HD games.
What will you say nuttchuggers in 2 years when many, many more 360 games are on multiple discs?
As for compression, the more you compress data, the more CPU power you use for compression which leaves less for powering your games jackasses.
Bioware has said that it was a struggle to decide what to cut to fit Mass Effect onto 1 disc. So, even though it is a big game, I wonder what goodies they had to cut out to make it fit.
MORE SPACE IS A GOOD THING PERIOD.

Codemasters pulls McRae ads

Sep 20th 2007 6:26PM (Joystiq)
If that is what the family requested then good for them. I dont understand why they would but I am not in their situation. Death is an inevitable part of life, why do we hold such a stigma to death? He had a good life, and it should be celebrated. His likeness spawned a game franchise that I would imagine he would want to continue.

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