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AstronautDinosaurFiretruck

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Texas Governor Rick Perry keynoting E3

May 19th 2008 5:46PM (Joystiq)
Still, wouldn't a governor Kinky have been awesome?

Frank Miller to Direct a New 'Buck Rogers' Flick? Really? Cool.

May 9th 2008 4:18AM (Cinematical)
Wow, I can't Wait for Frank Miller's Buck Rodger. I always thought what it needed was more rampant sexism, xenophobia, creepy conservative ideology and the prevailing view of brown people as pure evil. That and be over stylized to the point of hysteria.

Seriously, I dug Batman: The Dark Knight Returns too ... when I was 15 but the man's work is so flat and vapid and what few ideas there are are simply awful.

'The Avengers' Set for July, 2011!

May 5th 2008 3:24PM (Cinematical)
I don't know, I like all that stuff. the thing that made me maddest about X3 was how they completely glossed over the space opera aspects of the story. I would like them to stick to the original "Oh crap we have to catch Loki or something" origin.

Ultimates would be okay though. What they really need to do is an Infinity Gauntlet movie, and give people zero context.

If LeBron Is Jay-Z, Then Chris Paul Is Lil Wayne and Kobe Bryant Is ...

Apr 28th 2008 11:44PM (Fanhouse NBA Blog)
Gilbert is way more MF DOOM. The love of old cartoons, the weird free associative narratives they make up, and the insane number of nicknames.

Gilbert: Agent Zero, The Black President, Hibachi

DOOM: Zen Love X, King Geedorah, Madvillain, Viktor Vaughn

Plus doesn't it seem like Gilbert would do something like always wear a metal mask everywhere for a decade?

Are These The 10 Most Depressing Movie Endings Ever?

Apr 9th 2008 2:22PM (Cinematical)
The most depressing movie of all time: The Bicycle Thieves.

Are These The 10 Most Depressing Movie Endings Ever?

Apr 9th 2008 2:19PM (Cinematical)
McCabe & Mrs. Miller. When McCabe dies alone in the snow as the woman he thought cared about him sits, stoned on opium, staring at a jar.

Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno Nails Ben Affleck

Mar 29th 2008 3:18PM (Cinematical)
Wow, so you're kind of a dick, huh?

DISCUSS: Oscar Results! What Do You Think?

Feb 25th 2008 1:13PM (Cinematical)
Dude, the movie was awful we are all intelligent people who can agree on that. That doesn't change the fact that the visual effects were amazing and from a technical standpoint absolutely revolutionary. There were movements that were faster than the human eye could perceive.

The movie was dogshit, but the effects set the standard for the next 5 years.

Monday Morning Poll: Oscar's Biggest Upset?

Feb 25th 2008 1:08PM (Cinematical)
Sorry about that, that was uncalled for. I am an asshole. Anglophilia just annoys me, I'll try not to be the ugly American again.

Man, Jame Murphy had it right, it is hard to be an intelligent person who enjoys the US right now.

/threadjack

Discuss: Movies that Make Guys Cry

Feb 25th 2008 1:06PM (Cinematical)
There are two types of people, those who cry at Field of Dreams and those without a heart.

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