heyZeus - Lightning bolts up your ass since 1980

@GameZomb

No... Just you.

U R MR GAY

BUMPERS!

"With immediate effect we have supported our chinese business partners to invade Taiwan to increase the labour force needed to make these bumpers in time"

They call a press conference so he can give us a hunch?

Just made the BBC news

Is it just me or has he got the min bars / max bars the wrong way round.

I WANT THE TRUTH!

I didn't think that there was such a thing as a PAL DS? Thought pal/NTSC refer to the tv system for consoles, not handhelds.
But what do I know, I'm not the videogames blog writer? I'm just being picky. The games awesome though!

I hope that this is compatible with the vitality sensors so that the ambulance gets called automatically when grandpa gets owned by level 8-3...

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NEEEEEEE NAAAAAA NEEEEE NAAAAAAA!

Out there? Okay, so they're led by a man who made his name by creating an italian plumber who gets his rage-on eating mushrooms and rides dragons...

Oh wait...

It comes bundled with a copy of 'Mario Shark Jumping'

Everyone knows Nintendo have to keep their new hardcore housewife user base happy somehow!

A tenner its called the Wii-F*ck