Grendel Pr1me

You know, for a news site that claims it's a serious offense, they did point out a lot of Zombie information on their report page.

They know the apocalypse is upon us, and aren't allowed to say anything. Heed the signs people, heed the signs.

I think the sign just above the Gameboy in that picture personifies this guy's life. ;)

Just kidding about that. I would have loved this when it came out. My parents, after much research and wisdom, realized there was no stopping me from playing it late at night, so they got me a Game Gear instead because it had a screen I could play on in the dark.

2 words:

Cat. Helmet.

I would be interested in this, however I made the mistake of putting the original Mercenaries in the other day and playing it for a couple of hours.

That refreshed my feeble, and slipping mind just how good that game was, and how Mercs 2 did not deliver. When this game hits bargain bin, I will buy it. But until then, that free content will reside on my 360 gathering virtual dust.

William Shatner's toupee.

And if not that, Dustin Burg's forehead every time he makes a Gears of War 2 post on X3F.

Either way, they're random. (except for Dustin's posts, they're completely predictable)

When asked what I wanted for Christmas 2003, all I answered was "the Grand Theft Auto Double Pack for XBox." My parents went with this, and sure enough, I received it. Even better, being home visiting, I got out my XBox, and put the game in, to play it for a bit once the opening of presents was finished. Subsequently, my father came in, sat down, and proceeded to watch me play. After awhile, he asked if he could try, which I obliged. For the next 3 hours my father and I laughed, and had a great time just tearing through Liberty City seeing what mayhem we could cause. On that day, my father answered the question he always asked - "Why do you always play those games," which subsequently he now replaced with "So what games have you played recently?" He finally understood.

You know, really this isn't all that surprising, considering the tentativeness that surrounded the franchise after CoD3, that sales were "sluggish" for CoD4 last year out of the gate.

If WaW ends up with the same legs that MW had, then it will easily surpass that 10 million mark. But, if those MW stalwarts choose to not leave the sweet, sweet sounds of the hovering helicopter behind, then WaW may end up as a great sales follow up. Just not a title that passes it's predecessor on the charts.

I feel especially bad for Zootfly out of all of this.

They had to admit they were up to the task of trying to make a Prison Break game.

*press and hold X to brood*

"... so players will have to make do without superhuman speed..."

If they're saying we'll be running at a slower pace than Master Chief, that basically told us this game will take 100 hours to complete, as he's not moving along much faster than that weaving old woman at the end of Ferris Bueller's Day Off. *spoiler*

A George Forman grill.

Just because I would love to see that execution.