Nintendo Power

needs more bumpmaps

Eddie, clearly you've never played any of the popular arcade games. That shit isn't indestructible.

If I could buy a pizza that lasts forever for the same price at the store, then I'd never buy pizza again.

"While you're at it, we're sure our podcast crew would love to see themselves in SCIV form. (hint-hint)"

There's no option to add weight or any fat faces, so you guys are out of luck there.

Worst. Mario. Ever.

MOAR!

MOAR!

Indeed - I filled up a TB array with Netflix burn'n'return converted to h264 hidef streaming.

Tasty, tasty.

I'm thoroughly convinced that fanboy trolls are either agency-employed by strategic marketing firms, or too young to own multiple consoles.

For example, when I was younger, until I could afford to buy any system I wanted, I was a fanboy for the only one current console (of choice) my parents would allow me to have. So naturally, I resented the other competing consoles, denouncing them for being the inferior product. This, I believe, is the fanboy mindset.

Cabbage crates on the briney. That's a bit 'o the ol' rub, now innit?