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Fanswag Weekly: Win Ikaruga for XBLA!

Apr 11th 2008 11:46AM (Joystiq Xbox)
I still say Ikaruga is my favorite Treasure game.

Fanswag Weekly: Lost Planet double dose

Dec 7th 2007 11:28AM (Joystiq Xbox)
A copy of Lost Planet would really hit the spot right about now. We had our first snow of the year yesterday and I'm going to be inside all weekend.

My fingers are crossed, X3F.

Fanswag Weekly: Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare [update]

Nov 9th 2007 8:58AM (Joystiq Xbox)
My second favorite moment of the 21st Century is getting to see Fred Claus. Or wait, Big Momma's House 2. Crap, there are too many to choose.

Fanswag Weekly: Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare [update]

Nov 8th 2007 12:58PM (Joystiq Xbox)
My favorite moment of the 21st Century is easily being born. Second to that it's every moment where I get to read X3F.

CheeseMeter++

Fanswag Weekly: Halo 3 Legendary Edition w/ bonus [update]

Oct 24th 2007 1:48PM (Joystiq Xbox)
My most legendary moment in gaming was playing Halo 2 against a bunch of frat guys at school and kicking their asses each and every match.

It was legend-wait for it-ary.

Fanswag Weekly: win Project Gotham Racing 4 [update]

Oct 11th 2007 4:25PM (Joystiq Xbox)
I win kudos by working hard and doing a job well done.

Actually that's not true. I win kudos by kissing up to my superiors and backstabbing those around me. That's how to get ahead, everybody.

Fanswag Weekly: Halo 3 and Game Fuel prize pack [update]

Oct 3rd 2007 12:15PM (Joystiq Xbox)
I can't use the phrase "jack it up" without having it sound extremely dirty, so I'll just say that I'll drink the holy hell out of Game Fuel if I win. That is my promise to you, X3F.

Also I'm 26; I'm an old, old man.

Fanswag: Win the ultimate Halo 3 setup

Sep 28th 2007 9:40AM (Joystiq Xbox)
Well this is it, guys. The last chance. The final countdown, if you will.

As this is the last comment I'll make related to this giveaway, I'd like to thank you all for this opportunity. My chances of winning are pretty slim, 7 in 33,000 (give or take), but winning isn't the good part...well, it would be great (fantastic, even) but what I'm trying to get at is that you've got a great site, with great writers, and a dedicated community and that's something to be proud of. Have fun sorting through all the comments and having to pick a winner. It's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it.

Thanks X3F!

Fanswag: Win the ultimate Halo 3 setup

Sep 27th 2007 10:09AM (Joystiq Xbox)
Oh hai!
I'm in ur contests, winnin ur haloz.

But seriously, how's it going X3F? Good, good. Glad to hear it. Me? Well, thanks for asking. It's going pretty well. Work's fine, I guess. Just the usual. Over worked, under paid, under appreciated, etc. And home...well, that's fine too. But I can't help but think that it could be better...that maybe with a nice HDTV, a 360 Elite, surround sound, and a copy of Halo 3 my life might be somehow better.

Let's imagine how life would be for me if I were to win:
First: I'd get fired from work, because I would stop coming in. Halo 3 is much more interesting than networking.
Second: My girlfriend would pwn my ass at Multiplayer and we'd break up. I'm a sore loser afterall.
Third: My poor, poor cat would go feral since I haven't fed him in such a long time. I just got distracted by Master Chief in HD, you see.
And finally, fourth: I would have absolutely no regrets.

So you see, X3F, you wouldn't just be awarding me a prize...you'd be changing my life.

Also, don't tell my girlfriend about this post. Or my cat. Or my boss.

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