Nagle

Who thinks Brian Sexton needs to make like his last name and get laid?

Sorry, dude, had to say it. If you had some boobies in your life, you wouldn't really care about which...minute...wal-mart...is...launching...a...video....game...system. (I spaced it out so you could read it all slow-like and realize how ridiculous what you're bickering in cyberspace over truly is.)

Now go get some boobies. Hey-o!

But to digress, I do appreciate you giving me stuff to read while sitting around on a lazy Saturday afternoon. You're working on the weekend so I don't have to...and no matter my thoughts on that first paragraph in this entry, I do appreciate your work. So, thanks.

Just pointing out that an entry about an (according to your comment) obviously very well linked story doesn't need a masturbatory first paragraph about how the author "found his way to The Christian Science Monitor," as if he's the Lewis & Clark of the internet when, in terms of this metaphor, he really just took an express flight to the Pacific instead.

Look, he found it on Digg, just like I and thousands of others did when it first hit Digg's front page two weeks ago. No need to write a 50+ word first paragraph to make it seem as if he had to go through a jungle to find it.

Skip the self-fellating and get to the story. That's all I'm saying.

The biggest laugh in this entry:

[The Set-up]
Brett builds himself up to be this big bad internet jockey who scours the internet for us lowly readers. That whole first paragraph is all about HIM and his obvious awesomeness.

[The Punchline]
( via digg)

Since when was going to one of the most popular sites on the web and reporting on a story that was dugg over 1000 times "scouring?"

Has anyone else noticed how Regis has introduced him as "The Big Hasselhoff" on every episode of America's Got Talent thus far? You think that's a contractual thing?

Did anyone catch the Hanso Org. commercial lumped in with the regular commercials? Anyone have any info on that, or video of it for that matter? Maybe it has to do with the new Lost game coming out?

I, for one, hope this doesn't stymie the porting of great games to the Mac platform. Just because Windows can be on my machine, doesn't mean it will ever reside there. While I'm mostly a set-top and portable gamer, it would be nice to play native FPSs on my MacBook Pro...without having to gamble with Windows to do so.

It's going to come out when? APRIL 1ST? What are we a bunch of SUCKERS?!?!?!?

(I know Apple started on 04.01.1976, but c'mon, this sounds like a perfect Fool's joke for all us fanboys. You think Steve had the insight to start the company on April 1st to keep us guessing?)

My favorite part of TVSquad is how reading it lets me know what to watch on my TiVo first when I show up to work...and what to put onto the TiVo that I may be missing...and how you guys almost never lead me astray.

Thanks for that.

That's what I'm saying... "The Others" are the science research team. They are dead. They are now zombies. The screen shots of the same actors in the orientation video playing the others pretty much proves it.