Space Runaway

Subsistence. But if Kojima had done Snake's Revenge, you bet that would be my pick.

Subsistence. With that said, Sons of Liberty has held up extremely well.

Still Subsistence. I tried Boktai once and it told me I had to go outside. Pfft.

There are so many to pick...but I'm going with...Tokimeki Memorial 2. Ha, just kidding. Subsistence, all the way. But Snatcher is incredibly close for second place. So is Policenauts. So is Anubis. So are all the other Metal Gears. This question is hard.

I don't know if this is a joke or not, but it's the dumbest thing I've read on the internet all day, and that says something. Bravo, sir.

Snarkier, meaner commentors might point out that the ejection port is on the wrong side of that fictional gun.

Excessively naughty

naughty

naughty

still naughty