Dean

Um #32, Zerocorpse YOU"RE WRONG - there's lots a PC can do that a Mac can't:

!) With a PC you have the joys of patching every other day to stay ahead of viruses - it's like a free game;

2) With a PC you have the lovely blue screen of death - you have to get up from your computer every so often while the system starts up again - so it's actually good for your health;

3) With a PC you get to train yourself in creativity - hmmm how can I make this ugly-assed beige box look good in my studio?;

4) Another helpful rest break for PC users that Mac users don't get is that everytime you add ANYTHING to your PC you have to reboot which gives you a chance to get another safeway cola (hey they're not that bad and they're cheaper than Coke or Pepsi!);

5) And what about the cool hide-n-seek game PC users get to play whenever they want to un-install a program? On a Mac when you put an app in the trash - everything associated with that app is deleted as well. You don't have to scour the bowels of your file system to find bits and pieces - where's the fun in that?;

6) PCs have the ability to add peripherals - all you have to do is install it - spend two or three hours looking for the latest drivers, say a little prayer and maybe, just maybe that sucker will work! With a Mac you plug it in and it works - where is the adventure in that?;

7) Macs do have one adventure over PC users however: everyone comments on the stupid mouse that comes with Macs but hey look at it this way - you get more exercise by using CTRL + click instead of a right-mouse button. Of course MOST Mac users screw themselves out of this pleasure by simply installing any USB mouse - I use the wireless M$ keyboard and mouse - and it works;

So bottom line pal you are wrong, Mac users are idiots and SHOULD go out and buy a PC - look at all they're missing? And with the few dollars they save buying a PC over a Mac - they can trick out their Pinto with the latest and greatest cassette player!

What a duf...

Oh boy! I can finally put that VW engine in my Ferrari - yippeeee!