Patton
Member since: Aug 30th, 2007
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| Blog | # of Comments |
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| Joystiq | 51 Comments |
| Engadget | 9 Comments |
| WoW | 21 Comments |
| Joystiq Xbox | 39 Comments |
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PSA: PS3 users reporting 'bricked' systems after 4.45 firmware update [Update]
Posted on Jun 18th 2013 11:55PM

GameStop plans 3,600 midnight openings for Mass Effect 3
Mar 1st 2012 2:11AM (Joystiq)"Oh and there's nothing like having to occasional DB peel out in his civic/neon/cobalt/focus/generic 4 banger."
There's always one of them. I don't understand it. Kids these days. GET OFF MY LAWN.
"You would not believe the f*cking misogynistic, ignorant, basement-dwelling twat-talk that I have heard at midnight releases. It validates everything negative anyone has ever said about gamers as a whole."
This is an unbelievably accurate statement, and it saddens me. I like to consider myself a fairly tolerant person, but the hambeasts that infest these launches give "gamers" a bad name. It figures that the only times they come out of their basement is to pick up a game that the rest of us might want to play, too.
And then peel out in their Geo.
Syndicate broadcasts 10 minutes of gameplay
Oct 15th 2011 11:37AM (Joystiq)Well said. Couldn't agree more.
What's funny is that I came to the comments after watching the video expecting a bunch of people to be going "oh damn, this looks awesome," and instead found a bunch of entitled crybabies. :(
PSA: No, that Xbox 360 system update doesn't contain the new Dash
Oct 11th 2011 10:51AM (Joystiq)The bloody corporate future of Syndicate
Sep 29th 2011 1:10PM (Joystiq)If F-Zero car can fly, why, when fly off track, not fly?
Thank you.
Gears of War 3 campaign DLC will focus on different cast
Sep 28th 2011 10:46AM (Joystiq)PSA: Xbox Live, Xbox.com currently down [update]
Sep 13th 2011 9:31AM (Joystiq)Dead Island launch trailer brings the piano back
Aug 31st 2011 12:20PM (Joystiq)I would generally agree with you, but Deus Ex had a review embargo, which made everyone (including me) nervous, and the game turned out to be amazing. It may have been the exception that proves the rule, but I try not to base my anticipation for a game on some legal/marketing crap regarding the date and time that reviews are allowed to go live.
XCOM inducing singularities on March 6, 2012
Jun 3rd 2011 8:46AM (Joystiq)Rock Band Weekly: Culture Club, Loverboy, STP, Phish and Faith No More
Apr 29th 2011 2:21PM (Joystiq)I still play it 3 or 4 times a week. Pro drums, mostly. It's a great outlet after a shitty day of work. The DLC lately has been a bit underwhelming, but this round (excluding the Phish) looks pretty excellent.
Can't fault Harmonix for not week-to-week catering to my musical preference, though. It can't be NIN and STP every week. :)
Watch 12 minutes of gorgeous Battlefield 3 gameplay
Apr 16th 2011 1:12PM (Joystiq)